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#109047 - 06/25/05 08:30 PM Exorcism of Padova
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Well thanks to Big Worm I am proud to present the recent exorcism of Gen Padova. From what I understand they had hired a dog for the shoot as well, but the dog refused to work with Gen citing the fact that she'd be the ugliest bitch he ever fucked. Unbeknownst to me K9's evidently have standards. With that said here is Gen in all of her glory: (Who wears makeup to a bondage shoot? Ahem Wankus)

Please note that the images may get fucked up real soon and not show up, so if someone else can take care of this please feel free to do so, or just copy and paste the links i apologize for the inconvenience bitches.


Not that I've seen trannies except for accidently viewing a Smartt thread, but doesnt her gyna appear to look like it was operated on, and stopped while halfway attaching the penis?


http://img.damseldiary.com/ssm/2005/gen/06.jpg


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#109048 - 06/25/05 09:01 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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I thought cruelty to animals was illegal in this country, see attachment. Maybe hes just trying to beat the ugly out of her.


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#109049 - 06/25/05 09:38 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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I think this image could have some marketing value...we could have little bondage Jesus chains. I figured Melissa got her own bondage thread, why not Gen.



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#109050 - 06/25/05 09:48 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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maybe i'm just a sick fuck, but theres something hot about a whore strung up on a cross.

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#109051 - 06/25/05 09:51 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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maybe i'm just a sick fuck, but theres something hot about a whore strung up on a cross.




Agreed Just not Gen If anything they shouldve finished the job and put nails in her And left her out on Owensmouth or somewhere else in Chatsworth for the Crows to pick at.
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#109052 - 06/25/05 09:56 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Quote:

Quote:

maybe i'm just a sick fuck, but theres something hot about a whore strung up on a cross.




Agreed Just not Gen If anything they shouldve finished the job and put nails in her And left her out on Owensmouth or somewhere else in Chatsworth for the Crows to pick at.




Pre-nom for the coldest thing said in here tonight.

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#109053 - 06/25/05 09:59 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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What's wrong with Gen??
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#109054 - 06/25/05 10:01 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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What's wrong with Gen??



What's wrong with Coochie Monkey?
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#109055 - 06/25/05 10:04 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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i was wondering when this place turned anti-padova...

I like the little fucker.
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#109056 - 06/25/05 10:10 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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This is like the Planet of The Apes (no monkey pun intended). Its like Ive gone to an alternate universe where ugly chicks have now become hot shit. Whyyyyyyy It's a mad house. A mad house. Dont give me that old saying shes got personality or beauty is on the inside...because if thats the case then flip her ugly ass inside out.
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#109057 - 06/25/05 10:22 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Yeah monstar, I like the whore too
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#109058 - 06/25/05 10:46 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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#109059 - 06/25/05 11:17 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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This is like the Planet of The Apes (no monkey pun intended). Its like Ive gone to an alternate universe where ugly chicks have now become hot shit. Whyyyyyyy It's a mad house. A mad house. Dont give me that old saying shes got personality or beauty is on the inside...because if thats the case then flip her ugly ass inside out.




While Gen is certainly not the most georgeous whore out there I wouldn't call her ugly either.

My attraction to her as more to do with her posts than anything else. I think she is witty and intelligent. For me that goes a lot further than a hot flaky whore such as Taylor Rain.

I don't understand why people have it out for her either.

Give the whore a break. We have just seen a picture of her getting crucified for no reason than for our own amusement. In my book you can't knock a whore in willing to go through such humiliation just so we can get a few laughs. What can I say. I think this rather plain looking whore rocks.

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#109060 - 06/25/05 11:24 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Give the whore a break. We have just seen a picture of her getting crucified for no reason than for our own amusement





With regards to that quote all I've got to say is Show Me Da Moonnnneeeeyyyy $$$$$. But no I'm not mad at that. As a matter of fact Im actually rejoicing over here with the fact that all of you bitches are riding her cock. This bodes well for me because all it means is that while you guys are all banging the ugly bitches there will be more hot ones for me Where is Smelly Monkey when you need him? Im living in a bad twilight zone episode right now, Monkey please help a brother out and set these people straight! (If he alligns himself with you guys Ill admit myself to the Church of Scientology and seek mental counseling from Tom Cruise)
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#109061 - 06/25/05 11:55 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Whoever did the ropes has "some skills, g". Please note the Chuck Taylors, mandatory attire at all crucifixions.

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#109062 - 06/26/05 12:12 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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As a matter of fact Im actually rejoicing over here with the fact that all of you bitches are riding her cock.




shazam my brutha. just because i'm not on your lynch mob don't mean i'm her bottom.

I just don't happen to agree with your hate that appears to go further than a mere disdain for her appearance.

share.

are you making up for some highschool harlot that dissed you at prom that happened to be 4'11?

com'on were all friends here. i got over my fear of hussys ripping out my soul, we can get you over this... but i can't help those that won't help themselves.



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This bodes well for me because all it means is that while you guys are all banging the ugly bitches there will be more hot ones for me




hey, hey now, the hot white women like the redwood. one of these days when i get long in the tooth, i'll start naming names. you'll be pleasantly surprised

I may be love's bitch. but at least i'm man enough to admit it.
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#109063 - 06/26/05 12:18 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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hey, hey now, the hot white women like the redwood. one of these days when i get long in the tooth, i'll start naming names. you'll be pleasantly surprised

I may be love's bitch. but at least i'm man enough to admit it.




Your the fuckin man Monstar. You do your thing playboy. As for me there is no hope on this particular subject matter, unless you cut out my eyes.

By the way, no one has mentioned the whole tone of the shoot. To me it feels like an Iraqi beheading video, it looks very drab and morbid. Almost as though it belongs on ogrish.com Gen was this a fun shoot for you?
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#109064 - 06/26/05 02:00 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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What's wrong with Gen??


absolutely nothing.Subject to personal taste apparently,not only is nothing wrong with the cute lil firebrand,but dollar for dollar may have the FINEST ASS IN PORN!!!nothing wrong with the front either!Did her,loved it, would do her again.... Matter of fact I couldnt understand all the buzz about the Swift -psk pic the other day,chick looked like a librarian had been smacked in the nose with a bat to me and dudes swoon.subjective.


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#109065 - 06/26/05 04:16 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Quote:

i was wondering when this place turned anti-padova...






They hate her cuz she won't fuck them.

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#109066 - 06/26/05 05:45 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Gen Padova is an absolute GODDESS!!!

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#109067 - 06/26/05 07:47 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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looks like im not the only person who wouldn't touch gen with a 10 foot pole.



Quote:

Quote:

i was wondering when this place turned anti-padova...






They hate her cuz she won't fuck them.




Thats such a fucking stupid response, it ranks up there with ' i know you are but what am i'. I hate gen not just because she looks like one of those maury guests who's abusive boyfriends set them on fire but because she would sell out anyone to get a buck or get a little attention for herself, going to lengths such as pretending to have cancer, then having a miracle recovery and back working in a month. Give me a fucking break.
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#109068 - 06/26/05 10:11 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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ivor called him out as buttmaster/mellissa ashley/mrs. robinson .
there's no question he's right, i just perused the postings of them all and "trent" started posting the day mrs. robinson was exposed. likewise, there's about a day of seperation between when the other accounts had their cover blown and when the next one starts posting.

and 3/4 accounts have GEN PADOVA as the person who referred them to xxxporntalk.

assuming it's not padova herself, we're dealing with a truly demented individual with a marked proclivity to fantasizing he's a woman and likely dressing like one. so he's one creepyass motherfucker only capable of saying staggeringly stupid shit or talking about crystal ray, gen padova, or how much it hates regan star. i refer to trent as "it" since he's clearly a hermaphrodite and hermaphrodites are wretched abominations that are neither man, woiman or beast. but i digress---he needs to be banned. for no other reason than he's been serially-impersonating people in the adult community and that's an impediment to sustaining a healthy board.

buttmaster, until your ban i'm taking a ball-peen hammer and triturating all the bones in the hands of every transgendered person i come across in hopes it will be you so you'll never type again. stupid annoying bitch, i wish your parents had miscarried.
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#109069 - 06/26/05 10:16 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Nice to have you back James.

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#109070 - 06/26/05 10:47 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Hey jamesn! Did you enjoy your vacation?
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#109071 - 06/26/05 11:47 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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jamsen, your fantasy make me laugh. I don´t know you and I don´t care who you´re but you´re so fucking wrong about me. Perhaps this might be the only forum where you feel like somebody and in that case I´m happy for you.

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#109072 - 06/26/05 12:14 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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I take it this isnt lemonade. In the words of Khan Tusion "Mom and Dad must be so proud!"





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#109073 - 06/26/05 12:43 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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lol, my vacation sucked-i've been home about 3 days in 2.5 weeks. it's work, i'll live. thanks though guys.

as for buttmaster---he's traditionally been too much of a dullard to be able to sustain any kind of flamewar so he just changes his accounts. the problem is that a new identity doesn't change the central fact he's an incredible dullard and promptly shits the bed within a few weeks and falls into the only patterns his feeble brain saturated with synthetic female hormones is capable of. it disgusted me when smartt was parading him around as his mildly-retarded houseboy, but he's too limited to be much more than a mosquito in the spectrum of nuisances.


i did kind of find this funny on the buttmaster profile and it adds to my growing list of suspicions we're dealing with someone with a mild form of retardation. "Hobbies Spending green paper, hiking, running marathon, cooking for girlfrieds, swimming, sailing, playing with my cat, traveling to europe"

this is totally what an 8th grader would think of were you to have him detail what "cool" stuff a "stud" would do. right down to the spelling, you autistic gender-mongrel.
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#109074 - 06/26/05 12:58 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Quote:


but because she would sell out anyone to get a buck or get a little attention for herself, going to lengths such



This coming from perhaps the ultimate attention 'ho.

Quote:

as pretending to have cancer, then having a miracle recovery and back working in a month. Give me a fucking break.



You tried the "Gen doesn't have cancer" schtick right after you joined, I think a few weeks after she recurrence was diagnosed. It fell flat then - few people, even on xxxpt, see any humor in telling a recently-diagnosed cancer patient they're faking it. It won't work now,

Is it the 17th yet? Time sure does seem to drag sometimes.
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#109075 - 06/26/05 01:45 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Quote:

assuming it's not padova herself, we're dealing with a truly demented individual with a marked proclivity to fantasizing he's a woman and likely dressing like one. so he's one creepyass motherfucker only capable of saying staggeringly stupid shit or talking about crystal ray, gen padova, or how much it hates regan star. i refer to trent as "it" since he's clearly a hermaphrodite and hermaphrodites are wretched abominations that are neither man, woiman or beast. but i digress---he needs to be banned. for no other reason than he's been serially-impersonating people in the adult community and that's an impediment to sustaining a healthy board.




James you always bring the voice of reason to an otherwise chaotic cage, but something about the tone of this little paragraph reminds me of Hannibal Lecter and no Im not trying to diss, i mean this as a compliment. I wish you could ripout the hearts of the Black Green Lanterns and Frankies and sautee them in a garlic butter all while fileting their faces and wearing them as masks.

JAMES FOR PRESIDENT!!!Or At Least Mod!!

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You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.





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#109076 - 06/26/05 02:27 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Loc: N. California
Gen's got a hot little body, get's pissed on by multiple guys (off camera, for $50 and a pizza!), has a brain and brings other hot girls around to be abused by the porn industry. While she's not a beauty queen, give the whore a break!
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#109077 - 06/26/05 02:39 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Ignignokt: Err, just look at these humans arguing over this primitive looking female.

Err: Someone's been throwing moon rocks at her face.

Ignignokt: Shut up Err!! I am in control of this conversation. Someone should tell this primitive female to go back to wherever she came from because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one! And if you think I got that from Star Trek, you are very wrong!
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#109078 - 06/26/05 02:43 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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best gimmick account ever!Ignigno"Where here to steal ur pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations."

did u know that the mooninites and the space cutas r getting their own show?
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#109079 - 06/26/05 02:55 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Quote:

i was wondering when this place turned anti-padova...

I like the little fucker.



As do I.
I would take Gen over Jenna Jamieson any time
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#109080 - 06/26/05 03:02 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Quote:

Quote:

i was wondering when this place turned anti-padova...

I like the little fucker.



As do I.
I would take Gen over Jenna Jamieson any time




At least Gen is real, and has a mind. A very erotic combination, and rare in porn.
Monkey, you got a new account? Just for this.
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#109081 - 06/26/05 03:48 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Quote:

Ignignokt: Err, just look at these humans arguing over this primitive looking female.

Err: Someone's been throwing moon rocks at her face.

Ignignokt: Shut up Err!! I am in control of this conversation. Someone should tell this primitive female to go back to wherever she came from because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one! And if you think I got that from Star Trek, you are very wrong!





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#109082 - 06/26/05 09:11 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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but because she would sell out anyone to get a buck or get a little attention for herself, going to lengths such


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This coming from perhaps the ultimate attention 'ho.





I post what i feel like posting, if it gets attention so be it. I don't sell people out for it and i tell it how it is, i don't shut my mouth then when i know that person can't respond attack them knowing they can't defend themselves. Something you are all to familiar with, lord of the fanboy.


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as pretending to have cancer, then having a miracle recovery and back working in a month. Give me a fucking break.


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You tried the "Gen doesn't have cancer" schtick right after you joined, I think a few weeks after she recurrence was diagnosed. It fell flat then - few people, even on xxxpt, see any humor in telling a recently-diagnosed cancer patient they're faking it. It won't work now,

Is it the 17th yet? Time sure does seem to drag sometimes.




Its not a "schtick" i 100% believe what i said above, there are easier ways to get a rise out of people then saying someone is faking cancer. I 100% believe she never had it. If hitler did hardcore porn you'd find a way to defend him you fucking snake, seriously i don't give a shit if you're good friends with padova, or kami or whoever or if they post here or not, im still going to post what i believe regardless of if its the popular opinion or not. I repeat, from the people ive heard from and trust its very unlikely that gen ever had cancer. You believe what you want and ill believe what i want, but don't try and poo poo my beliefs as a schtick just because its not what you believe, put your opinion against mine.
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#109083 - 06/27/05 04:44 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Too bad there werent horses attached to each end of those ropes...drawn and quartered bitches! Ok on second thought there was a horse Shes got the body of a little boy, but I dont even think Michael Jackson would hit that shit Hee Hee



By the way JRV i think i figured out why your so touchy about peoples' health...is it true that you recently worked with Darren James?






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#109084 - 06/29/05 09:32 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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i completely missed this one the first time, hannibal's the man. i'm not sure i've got serial-killer potential, but i've got an embarassingly-bad temper to the point one of my friends said "man, you're really patrick bateman, aren't you?". but in an incredibly, incredibly weird voice. i should mention this was after i knocked out a homeless dude in broad daylight(in central square, da burglar knows what i'm talking about-that place has the most aggressive homeless people ever). most of the time i actually give them change and try to be a good guy if they don't get grabby. i still can't decide if i think that's a high/lowpoint to this day.
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#109085 - 06/29/05 09:45 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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i knocked out a homeless dude in broad daylight(in central square, da burglar knows what i'm talking about-that place has the most aggressive homeless people ever). most of the time i actually give them change and try to be a good guy if they don't get grabby. i still can't decide if i think that's a high/lowpoint to this day.


I can help you decide.How many headshots did it take to render the homeless guy"awakeless",and did the cops arrive before your departure?
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#109086 - 06/29/05 10:13 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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oh, there were cops. he'd just done the same thing to some middle-aged woman about 40 feet in me and the cops recognized the guy immediately because they've taken him in for being too hands-on pretty reguarly it turned-out. the cambridge police station is all of 100-yards from where this happened, so they took a few statements from the lady and other people and i had to actually go to the station to do mine. they were doing things by the book, but not serious about it at all. nothing came of it, nada on the books. one of the cops said he'd been wanting to clock the guy for years.

as for the details, i hit his jaw with an elbow--i didn't have the seperation to throw a punch and didn't really feel like breaking bones in my hand either.
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#109087 - 06/29/05 10:39 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Ok lets recount,one shot but had to deal with the cops.Hmmm well jamesn if iI had to score it I'd have to call it a medium point in your life.The high point of a one shot knock-out being cheapend by having to give a statement.
Hope I've been helpful....Next time you knock someone THE FUCK OUT with your "superspin punch"(tm)Get the fuck outta there.
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#109088 - 06/29/05 10:41 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Get the fuck outta there.





I agree Bishop. Whenever I have to run away from the Po Po there is no better getaway than on your trusty horse. Hi Ho Sillllvverrr!



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#109089 - 06/29/05 10:44 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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as for the details, i hit his jaw with an elbow--i didn't have the seperation to throw a punch and didn't really feel like breaking bones in my hand either.




Wise decision/reaction. I wore a cast on my hand for two months for making the wrong choice. Years later that sumbitch hurts whenever the barometer drops.

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#109090 - 06/29/05 11:10 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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it wasn't the wisest decision to react like that essentially across the street from the police headquarters of a small city, i'll admit. it wasn't really a decision, kind of just instinct then stupidly, idiotically standing around for a minute going "whoa, what just happened here?". getting out of dodge hadn't even registered by the time i saw the policedudes running towards the scene--crackers like me aren't prepared for stuff like that.

bornyo, that sucks-i figure winner and loser of fistfights usually end up with the same recovery time. totally unfair, but i guess they came up with boxing gloves, brass knuckles and rolls of quarters for those situations.
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#109091 - 06/29/05 11:27 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Only difference between the winners and the losers are the stories they get to tell, and at that only if there are witnesses.

This particular story had about 20 witnesses, who also effectively kept the authorities away from the actual incident and told 20 conflicting stories. The downside to that was I was on my own re: fixing the hand but back in the day no one thought twice about seeking redress for shit like that.

I'm bowing out of this thread, because I'm not sure this has anything to do with Padova with a dildo-tipped broom handle up her coochie.

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#109092 - 06/30/05 10:53 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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1st and only thing I have to say is there was no humiliation involved with being crucified for a very fun and enjoyable bondage shoot. It was my idea to begin with to be put on a cross. Ask them yourself, he's on this board reading messages from time to time. And whether you like it or not, agree with it or not, I loved every minute of it. For your viewing displeasure.

Just so you know, the more you bitch like a little five year old with such hatred, negativity, angst and to go as far as to attack my personal hardships... the longer I'll be in the industry for as long as I can life and the more bondage shoots I'll be doing for you assholes to ridicule me and make a lousy attempt to get under my skin.

One point for trying.

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#109093 - 06/30/05 01:20 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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+5 experience
leveled up!
you learned elfs fury
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#109094 - 06/30/05 02:55 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Registered: 04/12/05
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+5 experience
leveled up!
you learned elfs fury




So THIS is the guy responsible for that hilarious cybering session!

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#109095 - 06/30/05 02:57 PM Re: Exorcism of Padova
Shaddup Offline
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Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Let's take things out of context...SIGNATURE!

"...there was no humiliation involved (in) being crucified."


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#109096 - 07/01/05 01:26 AM Re: Exorcism of Padova
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Registered: 07/23/04
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1st and only thing I have to say is there was no humiliation involved with being crucified for a very fun and enjoyable bondage shoot. It was my idea to begin with to be put on a cross. Ask them yourself, he's on this board reading messages from time to time. And whether you like it or not, agree with it or not, I loved every minute of it. For your viewing displeasure.

Just so you know, the more you bitch like a little five year old with such hatred, negativity, angst and to go as far as to attack my personal hardships... the longer I'll be in the industry for as long as I can life and the more bondage shoots I'll be doing for you assholes to ridicule me and make a lousy attempt to get under my skin.

One point for trying.



I liked it. Of course I'm into bondage and such. Great set Gen.
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