I am in charge of quality control for all of the dope shops in South Chicago. I check each one daily to make sure they are providing a quality service for at least a moderately fair price.

I provide a similar service for brothels in Nevada during the colder months.
I also put the little pieces of paper with the fortunes on them into all of the fortune cookies in the Western US. If you've eaten General Tsao's chicken in California, then you've seen my work. But that's just a night job I do for supplemental income. Sometimes my quality control job gets expensive.