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#108497 - 06/23/05 05:06 PM What does everyone here do for a living?
Spanky McPants Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 25
Other than being a degenerate, slacker, disappointment, future fill-dirt in hell, etc, what does everyone do for a living?

I teach at a community college in Florida.

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#108498 - 06/23/05 05:09 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hey I went to CC in Florida!
I hump people for money for entertainment puposes.

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#108499 - 06/23/05 05:32 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Dragon Novelties Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 05/24/05
Posts: 12
adult novelty peddler slash monkey spanker
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#108500 - 06/23/05 05:48 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

hey I went to CC in Florida!
I hump people for money for entertainment puposes.




I live near a CC in Florida.
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#108501 - 06/23/05 06:45 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I once peed in the parking lot of a CC in Florida. Some of my friends who couldn't get accepted at UF went to a CC nearby. I forget the name but I definitely peed in their parking lot.

Now I work in a kiosk at the mall where they engrave shit on silver plated cups and stuff. I put in an application at the T-shirt airbrushing booth and hope to make a move soon.

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#108502 - 06/23/05 06:53 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

I once peed in the parking lot of a CC in Florida. Some of my friends who couldn't get accepted at UF went to a CC nearby. I forget the name but I definitely peed in their parking lot.

Now I work in a kiosk at the mall where they engrave shit on silver plated cups and stuff. I put in an application at the T-shirt airbrushing booth and hope to make a move soon.



I'll wash your windshield if you stop at my corner. I moved up. I was at Main and 35th, I'm now at Main and 5th.
Tip well or I'll go all henkie on your ass. and throw a turd.
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#108503 - 06/23/05 07:11 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Nate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Whoreville
I am a video buyer for the best damn porn store in the world! <cheap plug> Dreamers </cheap plug>

The hippie liberals in Austin love it. The good ol' boys in Ft. Worth love it. Red staters, blue staters living in a red state...must be doing something right.

I like to see what you guys are saying about product because you guys know yer shit...and yer piss...and yer jizz...and yer bile for that matter.
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#108504 - 06/23/05 07:11 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I was able to stop making a "living" a couple years ago and start making a "dying"...Prior to this I was productive, some bullshit about people wanting to give me money to tell them how dumb they were, all because of a thing on my wall that now has sentimental value only.

I now drink professionally.
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Are you gonna eat that?

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#108505 - 06/23/05 07:37 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
I teach HS World History and Government...I also coach...
been doing it for going on 9 years and everyday I am thankful I chose my career.....my happiness for my choice is usually tripled during the months of June, July and August.
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Proud to live in a Blue State!

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#108506 - 06/23/05 07:48 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I inherited some money, invested it, and now live off of the interest. Full time dad and wannabe musician. Yipee.

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#108507 - 06/23/05 07:51 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I jackoff with condoms because i believe in practicing safe sex.
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#108508 - 06/23/05 08:13 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
I am manager of my trailer park.
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Pariah

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#108509 - 06/23/05 09:13 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
johnnyminter Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/25/05
Posts: 3
pharmaceutical specialist

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#108510 - 06/23/05 09:46 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
full smut peddler and love it
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#108511 - 06/23/05 10:38 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
High Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/09/05
Posts: 51
Loc: Florida
Quote:



I teach at a community college in Florida.




BCC wanted me to talk to the dean because of my criminal record. And I'm a fundraiser.

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#108512 - 06/23/05 11:15 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
simp Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
I work in an injection molding factory that makes cd, dvd, and vhs cases and related items.



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#108513 - 06/23/05 11:31 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Hillary scott wants boobs I wouldnt mind some bigger ones, hook some sisters up

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#108514 - 06/24/05 01:51 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I hurt assholes who piss me off for free. It's a great career. I'm gonna be huge.

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#108515 - 06/24/05 02:12 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
jason162 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 97
Loc: los angeles
community college student

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#108516 - 06/24/05 03:17 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Too Damned Ugly Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
Quote:

I hurt assholes who piss me off for free. It's a great career. I'm gonna be huge.





I'm her driver. I sell bandages and I'm already rich.

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#108517 - 06/24/05 05:28 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
black_warrior Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 10
I cage and tame the dragon population in FL.

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#108518 - 06/24/05 08:43 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I am in charge of quality control for all of the dope shops in South Chicago. I check each one daily to make sure they are providing a quality service for at least a moderately fair price.

I provide a similar service for brothels in Nevada during the colder months.

I also put the little pieces of paper with the fortunes on them into all of the fortune cookies in the Western US. If you've eaten General Tsao's chicken in California, then you've seen my work. But that's just a night job I do for supplemental income. Sometimes my quality control job gets expensive.

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#108519 - 06/24/05 04:18 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
I discovered the secret of the Loch Ness Monster.

Loch Ness monster = Whale cock

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#108520 - 06/24/05 06:18 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
I disintermediate next-generation maximization markets in customized infrastructure paradigms, often synergizing front-end application niches with streamlined extensibility methodologies.


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#108521 - 06/24/05 06:55 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

I disintermediate next-generation maximization markets in customized infrastructure paradigms, often synergizing front-end application niches with streamlined extensibility methodologies.



= Unemployed Consultant.
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#108522 - 06/24/05 09:47 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I jerk off without condoms cause it sells better! oh yeah,I usually spend half an hr sweating on some chick first
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#108523 - 06/25/05 02:10 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
I'm currently finishing writing my MA thesis which I defend in the first week of August. I'll then be leaving for China on 11 August to take a year off from school by teaching English there and getting insights into the country (my specializatin is Sino-US foreign relations). Then I'm moving to the US to do my PhD.

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#108524 - 06/25/05 11:44 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Love 80's Porn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
I'm a foreigner in the state,trailor rednecks call their home- Alabama
I am a senior in electrical and computer engineering

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#108525 - 06/26/05 12:26 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Flipdog69xxx Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 63
Loc: Hawaii
college student/porn watcher
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#108526 - 06/26/05 12:46 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Father Stone Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
I'd say but you'd never believe me
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It's Holy Jizz bitch!

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#108527 - 06/26/05 05:41 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
SexDJ Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
I run a radio station.

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#108528 - 06/26/05 08:15 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

I'd say but you'd never believe me



Try me.
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#108529 - 06/26/05 08:58 AM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

I'd say but you'd never believe me



Try me.




I'd rather try Tanta first.

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you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn

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#108530 - 06/26/05 03:23 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Mike Meatmaster Offline
Pervert

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
I'm the current United States Attorney General.
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Formerly Pornfanintx

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#108531 - 06/26/05 06:42 PM Re: What does everyone here do for a living?
Mooninites Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/26/05
Posts: 5
Loc: The Moon
Err: We get checks from the government and spend them on beer. Mexican beer!

Ignignokt: That is the cheapest kind of beer.
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