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#108455 - 06/23/05 01:29 PM The Greatest Press Release Ever.
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Press Release on Axel Braun. Here's some hysterical excerpts: Quote: The persistent rumors of his illicit sexual conquests are as scandalous as they are spellbinding. Spellbinding? I see the writer of this shit was channeling Liberace while pen was to paper. Uh... And wouldn't every sexual conquest in porn be "illicit"? Quote: The consummate expert on female squirting, his hands are insured, for two million dollars each, by Lloyd's of London. It's true, this guy can make chicks piss. Just think of the possibilities if we all could channel this remarkable ability. Urination on command, a wonderful concept. Quote: Yes everything you've ever heard about director Axel Braun borders on being fantastical. Every single detail you've ever been told about this man is embroidered with a near mythical quality. I just pissed myself laughing. Seriously, I'm now typing this while wallowing in a puddle of filtered Gatorade. Jesus Christ, is this press release on Axel Braun or Peter Pan? Quote: Influenced by French cinema from Leo Carax's Les Amants Du Pont-Neuf, and American greats like Scorsese and Hitchcock, Axel's unique style is salacious with an acute attention to detail and form. Hitchcock just did a backflip in his grave and Scorsese now has one foot in one after hearing that. I'm so flabbergasted by the audacity of this writer that I can actually feel my brain caving in. If my writing style starts to resemble Frankie's, you'll know why. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#108456 - 06/23/05 02:05 PM Re: The Greatest Press Release Ever.
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	god bless PR people. they come out with some amazing stuff. in all fairness they have to make everything sound like the 2nd coming.. I actually feel bad because i'm sure they put in a lot of effort to write the thing, e-mail to me, and then my monkey ass re-writes it. cutting four paragraphs to four sentences and splashing the word Rawx every so often. but i figure, readers just wanna know what the fuck is going on, not 5 paragraphs on the new DVD release. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#108457 - 06/23/05 02:58 PM Re: The Greatest Press Release Ever.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Demonstrating my fantastically low Porn IQ, is Axel Braun Eva Braun's Great Nephew??? Just wondering..... Attachments 102693-bert4.gif (3 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#108458 - 06/23/05 03:05 PM Re: The Greatest Press Release Ever.
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Demonstrating my fantastically low Porn IQ, is Axel Braun Eva Braun's Great Nephew??? Just wondering..... That was a good one Da Burglar. And the answer is maybe _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#108459 - 06/23/05 03:08 PM Re: The Greatest Press Release Ever.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: Demonstrating my fantastically low Porn IQ, is Axel Braun Eva Braun's Great Nephew??? Just wondering..... That was a good one Da Burglar. And the answer is maybe Even on court-ordered anti-depressants I still got it. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#108460 - 06/23/05 05:55 PM Re: The Greatest Press Release Ever.
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Demonstrating my fantastically low Porn IQ, is Axel Braun Eva Braun's Great Nephew??? Just wondering..... That was a good one Da Burglar. And the answer is maybe Even on court-ordered anti-depressants I still got it. I knew that you would. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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