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karaoke sucks, porn star karaoke is even worse. most porn stars can't act and i doubt they can sing. i'd only go to heckle them. message to the porn hoes: suck dick not karaoke.



What, and miss the chance to laugh hysterically at sociopaths congregating to out "id" each other, or to remind myself that as fucked up or depressed as i might get, things always could be worse, such as....




I hear you brother.Take my legs,my arms and my eyes just dont make ever think its cool to be like this guy.



Give me twenty Minutes with tyler faith, and I guaran-fucking-tee she will leave this human vacuum cleaner,
no matter what percent my dick is working that day. I have skills...all this guy has is bandanas and overly worked facial muscles.

"once you have a man on four wheels you never go back"
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Are you gonna eat that?