I live wherever a porn chick snorts a line.
I live wherever a bottle of lube squirts upon a virgin asshole.
I live wherever Gia Paloma interrupts her make-up chores to initiate a gang bang, unpaid
I live wherever there's a puddle of goo on a tile floor, composed of substances only a forensic crime lab can discern with the most powerful microscopes known to science ....

Yeah, I sang at PSK once. With Wankus, He is my friend!