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#108267 - 06/22/05 06:20 PM Fuck porn star karaoke
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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karaoke sucks, porn star karaoke is even worse. most porn stars can't act and i doubt they can sing. i'd only go to heckle them. message to the porn hoes: suck dick not karaoke.
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#108268 - 06/22/05 06:48 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
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Nicki Hunter has a nice voice, actually. Kurt Lockwood is good, too. But only MonSTAR ROCKS!

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#108269 - 06/22/05 06:57 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
smutspov Offline
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you live in Brooklyn or Sardos?
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#108270 - 06/22/05 07:16 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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karaoke sucks, porn star karaoke is even worse. most porn stars can't act and i doubt they can sing. i'd only go to heckle them. message to the porn hoes: suck dick not karaoke.




What, and miss the chance to laugh hysterically at sociopaths congregating to out "id" each other, or to remind myself that as fucked up or depressed as i might get, things always could be worse, such as....
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#108271 - 06/22/05 07:26 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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But only MonSTAR ROCKS!




you damn right!

aside from that, the strange thing is MOST pornstars there, don't actually go to sing.

I mean they don't go up at all. sure they'll dance but rare is the porn chick to belt out a tune.
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#108272 - 06/22/05 07:37 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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But only MonSTAR ROCKS!




you damn right!

aside from that, the strange thing is MOST pornstars there, don't actually go to sing.

I mean they don't go up at all. sure they'll dance but rare is the porn chick to belt out a tune.




So they go to watch a bunch of drunken wanna-bes belt out Bornyo's top 10? Why would anybody want to sit through that? It'd be like reading firewall's diary.
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#108273 - 06/22/05 07:40 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
haileyyoung Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
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But only MonSTAR ROCKS!




you damn right!

aside from that, the strange thing is MOST pornstars there, don't actually go to sing.

I mean they don't go up at all. sure they'll dance but rare is the porn chick to belt out a tune.


I have been once, and I had fun, I love to sing Karaoke, I am not saying I am good, but I have fun doing it and if people dont like me for that then they can kiss my ass, lol just wanted to share my experience. It's fun, I sing karaoke at home all the time with friends but yeah I dont get the porn start karaoke thing either I guess, when I went there really werent to many there and the ones that were pretty much looked like they spent most of the time in the bathroom. I shouldnt have said that but I just dont get down like that, good night guys

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#108274 - 06/22/05 07:51 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Sounds reasonable. I forgot about the drugs, thay make ANYTHING fun!
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#108275 - 06/22/05 07:54 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Monstar Offline
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So they go to watch a bunch of drunken wanna-bes belt out Bornyo's top 10? Why would anybody want to sit through that?




beats me. to be honest, aside from Keiko & Violet Blue, i don't think i have seen a porn chick do Karaoke at all...maybe Luke has.

i wasn;t there for hailey's performance...dammit.

but we are going to "islands in the stream" together next time.

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#108276 - 06/22/05 08:39 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Bornyo Offline
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So they go to watch a bunch of drunken wanna-bes belt out Bornyo's top 10? Why would anybody want to sit through that? It'd be like reading firewall's diary.




I sure hope your mailman delivers some more free dvds to you tomorrow so you can climb out of my ass. I considered short-stopping in front of you but realized you'd like nothing better than tossing my salad. You're a freak loser Smut- at least start a website and come up with a slogan like "Monstar Rawks" then try to live up to it.

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#108277 - 06/22/05 08:43 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
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I live wherever a porn chick snorts a line.
I live wherever a bottle of lube squirts upon a virgin asshole.
I live wherever Gia Paloma interrupts her make-up chores to initiate a gang bang, unpaid
I live wherever there's a puddle of goo on a tile floor, composed of substances only a forensic crime lab can discern with the most powerful microscopes known to science ....

Yeah, I sang at PSK once. With Wankus, He is my friend!

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#108278 - 06/22/05 08:49 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I live wherever a porn chick snorts a line.
I live wherever a bottle of lube squirts upon a virgin asshole.
I live wherever Gia Paloma interrupts her make-up chores to initiate a gang bang, unpaid
I live wherever there's a puddle of goo on a tile floor, composed of substances only a forensic crime lab can discern with the most powerful microscopes known to science ....

Yeah, I sang at PSK once. With Wankus, He is my friend!




Thank you Big Daddy Crunk for getting this thread back on track.

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#108279 - 06/22/05 08:54 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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I live wherever a porn chick snorts a line.
I live wherever a bottle of lube squirts upon a virgin asshole.
I live wherever Gia Paloma interrupts her make-up chores to initiate a gang bang, unpaid
I live wherever there's a puddle of goo on a tile floor, composed of substances only a forensic crime lab can discern with the most powerful microscopes known to science ....

Yeah, I sang at PSK once. With Wankus, He is my friend!



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#108280 - 06/22/05 09:04 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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So they go to watch a bunch of drunken wanna-bes belt out Bornyo's top 10? Why would anybody want to sit through that? It'd be like reading firewall's diary.






I sure hope your mailman delivers some more free dvds to you tomorrow so you can climb out of my ass. I considered short-stopping in front of you but realized you'd like nothing better than tossing my salad. You're a freak loser Smut- at least start a website and come up with a slogan like "Monstar Rawks" then try to live up to it.




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#108281 - 06/23/05 12:00 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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to be honest, aside from Keiko & Violet Blue, i don't think i have seen a porn chick do Karaoke at all..



Does Genesis Skye do PSK?
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#108282 - 06/23/05 02:01 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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to be honest, aside from Keiko & Violet Blue, i don't think i have seen a porn chick do Karaoke at all..



Does Genesis Skye do PSK?




Nope. She only does the drugs there
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#108283 - 06/23/05 03:05 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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Registered: 06/15/05
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jrv is a stalker.he was just gonna happen to show up.as for karoke, fuck that shit.they should do pornstar nude mud wrestling or whip cream wrestling.
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#108284 - 06/23/05 03:07 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke Genesis Style
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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to be honest, aside from Keiko & Violet Blue, i don't think i have seen a porn chick do Karaoke at all..



Does Genesis Skye do PSK?




It's Obvious...Yes she does PSK. Pot Smack Ketamine

How else do you explain this:





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#108285 - 06/23/05 03:42 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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to be honest, aside from Keiko & Violet Blue, i don't think i have seen a porn chick do Karaoke at all..



Does Genesis Skye do PSK?




i think she does...now that you mention it. i have not seen her sing but i've seen pix of her up there with a mic.


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#108286 - 06/23/05 05:10 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Michael_Jackson Offline
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Registered: 06/22/05
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karaoke sucks, porn star karaoke is even worse. most porn stars can't act and i doubt they can sing. i'd only go to heckle them. message to the porn hoes: suck dick not karaoke.





Dude, get OUTSIDE more often. Obviously, you've never done/been around a karaoke environment in your life. It's fun dude, seriously check it out whereever you are. Just cause you do nothing doesn't mean everybody else shouldn't do something other then sit by the cpu. Go OUTSIDE, have some fun with your life while you still can. Here's an open invite to Neverland.

MJ (aka Peter Pan)

P.S. Has anybody ever read the entire Journey to the Center of Meatholes thread, I mean really, I stay away from it as I do Smartt's Trannies thread. (Smut) (smartt)
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#108287 - 06/23/05 09:23 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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karaoke sucks, porn star karaoke is even worse. most porn stars can't act and i doubt they can sing. i'd only go to heckle them. message to the porn hoes: suck dick not karaoke.




What, and miss the chance to laugh hysterically at sociopaths congregating to out "id" each other, or to remind myself that as fucked up or depressed as i might get, things always could be worse, such as....





I hear you brother.Take my legs,my arms and my eyes just dont make ever think its cool to be like this guy.
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#108288 - 06/23/05 09:47 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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karaoke sucks, porn star karaoke is even worse. most porn stars can't act and i doubt they can sing. i'd only go to heckle them. message to the porn hoes: suck dick not karaoke.




What, and miss the chance to laugh hysterically at sociopaths congregating to out "id" each other, or to remind myself that as fucked up or depressed as i might get, things always could be worse, such as....





I hear you brother.Take my legs,my arms and my eyes just dont make ever think its cool to be like this guy.




Give me twenty Minutes with tyler faith, and I guaran-fucking-tee she will leave this human vacuum cleaner,
no matter what percent my dick is working that day. I have skills...all this guy has is bandanas and overly worked facial muscles.

"once you have a man on four wheels you never go back"
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#108289 - 06/24/05 05:08 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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Registered: 06/24/05
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my lightsaber got a good work out on Wankus that night.

Back Golom, get back in your cage. Sorry, dragons you know.

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#108290 - 07/22/05 03:12 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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to be honest, aside from Keiko & Violet Blue, i don't think i have seen a porn chick do Karaoke at all..



Does Genesis Skye do PSK?




Genesis has a nice singing voice. The only thing she lacks is volume.
i think she does...now that you mention it. i have not seen her sing but i've seen pix of her up there with a mic.





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#108291 - 07/28/05 02:55 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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Well guys... for those of you who do care... someone did hear my talent while I was singing. BTW... it's usually the mics that suck. They have the music too loud and the mics too quiet. It's been better the last few weeks tho. Alta Vista Records was there a few weeks back and I'm going to be recording my first solo album with them. Granted they're not a HUGE record company, but hey, it's a start right?
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#108292 - 07/28/05 03:59 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Shaddup Offline
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Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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Well guys... for those of you who do care... someone did hear my talent while I was singing. BTW... it's usually the mics that suck. They have the music too loud and the mics too quiet. It's been better the last few weeks tho.




Leave the poor mics alone and talk to whoever's got their fingers on the faders!

List of mics previously desecrated by Sardos singer-starlet wannabes:

- One AKG HT-40 w/ D 880 element
- Two Shure SM58
- One Shure Beta 58A

Mmm...Beta...




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#108293 - 07/28/05 04:20 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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#108294 - 07/28/05 07:07 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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Registered: 06/30/05
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Loc: Africa/L.A. till mid-august
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Note this is the equipment Shaddap sticks up his ass.
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#108295 - 07/28/05 08:18 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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BTW... it's usually the mics that suck. They have the music too loud and the mics too quiet.



Most of the time that's probably what you want. The sound guy probably just does that out out habit now. And out of self-defense.
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#108296 - 07/28/05 08:44 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Mandy Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Genesis can actually sing. And she does it pretty well.
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#108297 - 07/28/05 08:50 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Genesis can actually sing. And she does it pretty well.



So I've heard. What I meant was, if you lined up 40 random people in a Karaoke, you'd probably turn up the music in self-defense too. The sound guy probably isn't used to hearing a voice actually worth listening to; it probably takes him by surprise.
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#108298 - 07/28/05 10:11 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Mandy Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
lmao. Gotcha
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#108299 - 08/08/05 09:40 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Micheal Mayhem Offline
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
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Alta Vista Records was there a few weeks back and I'm going to be recording my first solo album with them. Granted they're not a HUGE record company, but hey, it's a start right?




Your first "solo" album? Does that not imply that you were part of a group? Was it your turn to be the lead singer of Van Halen and I missed it???
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#108300 - 08/09/05 08:31 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Alta Vista Records was there a few weeks back and I'm going to be recording my first solo album with them. Granted they're not a HUGE record company, but hey, it's a start right?




Your first "solo" album? Does that not imply that you were part of a group? Was it your turn to be the lead singer of Van Halen and I missed it???




Dude, fuck the semantics. I'd like to hear it. I suggest a techno album like Traci Lords' "1000 Fires" ...
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#108301 - 08/10/05 06:39 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Micheal Mayhem Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
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Quote:

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Alta Vista Records was there a few weeks back and I'm going to be recording my first solo album with them. Granted they're not a HUGE record company, but hey, it's a start right?




Your first "solo" album? Does that not imply that you were part of a group? Was it your turn to be the lead singer of Van Halen and I missed it???




Dude, fuck the semantics. I'd like to hear it. I suggest a techno album like Traci Lords' "1000 Fires" ...





Been done. How about Carreras · Domingo · Pavarotti ... and Genesis "3 Tenors and a Ho"

I hope she can sing Tenor...as in Ten Or 15 Miles away from me.

Or Hopefully she'll sing solo .... So low we can't hear her.

Jesus, I crack me up!!!!!!!!!
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#108302 - 08/10/05 11:20 PM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
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Quote:

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Alta Vista Records was there a few weeks back and I'm going to be recording my first solo album with them. Granted they're not a HUGE record company, but hey, it's a start right?




Your first "solo" album? Does that not imply that you were part of a group? Was it your turn to be the lead singer of Van Halen and I missed it???




Dude, fuck the semantics. I'd like to hear it. I suggest a techno album like Traci Lords' "1000 Fires" ...





Been done. How about Carreras · Domingo · Pavarotti ... and Genesis "3 Tenors and a Ho"

I hope she can sing Tenor...as in Ten Or 15 Miles away from me.

Or Hopefully she'll sing solo .... So low we can't hear her.

Jesus, I crack me up!!!!!!!!!





That's funny.....I just imagined what this would sound like coming from you while wearing that mask...it's all a matter of context. (that is a compliment!)
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#108303 - 08/12/05 12:31 AM Re: Fuck porn star karaoke
Micheal Mayhem Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
If you've ever seen my movies you'd know that is exactly the sort of thing that comes out of my mouth while wearing the mask

That and "Eat my asshole you $2.00 whore!"

Compliment accepted
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