Well, this upsets me, as I'm a dog lover. In fact, I'm in negotiations for a kennel investment this week.

I left my dogs in a kennel last week when I was called out of town for an emergency. The lady at the kennel I left them at told me that there is no attendant there overnight. They just lock up, and she lives down the road(It's in the country).

Well, the first thing I thought was what if some dog-nappers break in a get them, or worse, what if some goddamn pervert breaks in and rapes my fucking dogs? Obviously, that type of moron exists.

I would charge him with murder.

No, I'm not one of those PETA crazies, but most dogs are too trusting to treat this guy as anything other than a deviant sex offender.