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Random your like a little Chihuahua yipping at a rottweiler.



I love posts like these. Message Board Tough Guys, always funny in a sad sort of way. What’s next, telling me if you saw me in person you’d kick my ass? Or better yet, a “your mom is ugly” joke?

I used to think you didn’t like me because I called you on contributing nothing, but now I see it’s some something more... you love me. It’s obvious. Your whole life revolves around me. Without me you’d be at the search engine doing aimless detective work or dreaming up implausible scenarios that involve you being locked up with porn stars.

Even though I‘m flattered you’re so enamored with me, all you‘re doing is driving home just how boring you are. You’re a broken record. Your degree of blandness is so severe it’s almost difficult to take in. It’s like you’re the result of procreation between a Diet Rite and a Merchant Ivory film.

If you tried harder, I could actually learn to appreciate anything you have to say about me. I could laugh at an insult directed towards me if it was even the least bit original or funny.

Starting at 3:30pm today I’ll be out of town till at least July 5th. You can rejoice in knowing this place will be Random-free all those days. This is your time to shine. These people are counting on you to entertain them. Keep burning up the board with your scorching wit. Don’t let them down.

And regarding the Id Issue: I have no other id’s. None. Zero. Zilch. This is the last time I’ll address it because it's pointless. Tony has my permission to run an IP check, so ask him. I know you won’t, because finding out I’m not anyone else would be one less thing you’d have in your paltry arsenal of insults.

Goodnight Gracie. I’m done with you, but feel free to continue your dopey attack. The drab and valueless need role models, too. Plus it will only further prove you have nothing else to offer.



Here we go, chapter 3. You know, I'm really starting to enjoy being inside your head. Can't wait to read the rest of the novel and good luck on selling it. Maybe you can remind us of how it got started. As far as the Chihuahua comment, it was to demonstrate to you how weak your little comments were and still are. Keep trying pal, I'm still waiting to be impressed.