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i'm planning on stealing monkey's passport and throwing it into daphne rosen's

cage where it will promptly be devoured. should i be killed by BlackGL before completing this mission, random's the obvious choice given he's as good as anyone at starting new threads and has paid his dues by being consistently funny. if he doesn't want it or wants help, i'm a big fan of coochie monster. big worm's a darkhorse given how new he is, but once the dust settles with the current feuds i'm convinced he'll prove a solid addition rather than a fake. given it's just a bad idea for grant or bishop to preside over the cage while working in the industry. bornyo's lack of interest and the unpredictability arab and i seem to post with , if monkey is really in need of a break those guys could all fill in capably. hopefully monkey's trip will fall through or be short.

does ivor have any interest?

daphne rosen, once again. she eats stuff.

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Why on Earth would anyone wanna go to Africa? Name one good reason? Theyve got AIDS, "Lions and Shit", ethnic cleansing, tribal warfare, Al Qaeda. People that go over to Africa and then end up on the Internet and get their heads chopped off, or go missing in the jungles, get no sympathy from me, its like watching people go over to Iraq and try to get rich, and they lose their heads. Im not condoning any of that stuff, but why put yourself at risk by going to one of those shitholes?

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It's a good cause monkey, I think that the only thing that really scares the shit out of me about Africa is the Ebola virus. I believe that Zaire, Uganda, and Sudan are the worst places for it but I don't think there has been any outbreaks in quite a while.

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I could be killed, for real. Place im going to isn't all that safe and thats not even considering lions and shit.

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Please be careful,but if not can I use your Acura (tm)to pick up chicks while you're dead this time?I promise to have all cleaned up in time for your ressurection

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I could be killed, for real. Place im going to isn't all that safe and thats not even considering lions and shit.

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Please be careful,but if not can I use your Acura (tm)to pick up chicks while you're dead this time?I promise to have all cleaned up in time for your ressurection

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Screw that, hump some bitches on that nasty ass couch of his whilst wearing the I love Vagina t shirt

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Random your like a little Chihuahua yipping at a rottweiler.

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i'm a big fan of coochie monster.

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Random your like a little Chihuahua yipping at a rottweiler.

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I love posts like these. Message Board Tough Guys, always funny in a sad sort of way. What’s next, telling me if you saw me in person you’d kick my ass? Or better yet, a “your mom is ugly” joke?

I used to think you didn’t like me because I called you on contributing nothing, but now I see it’s some something more... you love me. It’s obvious. Your whole life revolves around me. Without me you’d be at the search engine doing aimless detective work or dreaming up implausible scenarios that involve you being locked up with porn stars.

Even though I‘m flattered you’re so enamored with me, all you‘re doing is driving home just how boring you are. You’re a broken record. Your degree of blandness is so severe it’s almost difficult to take in. It’s like you’re the result of procreation between a Diet Rite and a Merchant Ivory film.

If you tried harder, I could actually learn to appreciate anything you have to say about me. I could laugh at an insult directed towards me if it was even the least bit original or funny.

Starting at 3:30pm today I’ll be out of town till at least July 5th. You can rejoice in knowing this place will be Random-free all those days. This is your time to shine. These people are counting on you to entertain them. Keep burning up the board with your scorching wit. Don’t let them down.

And regarding the Id Issue: I have no other id’s. None. Zero. Zilch. This is the last time I’ll address it because it's pointless. Tony has my permission to run an IP check, so ask him. I know you won’t, because finding out I’m not anyone else would be one less thing you’d have in your paltry arsenal of insults.

Goodnight Gracie. I’m done with you, but feel free to continue your dopey attack. The drab and valueless need role models, too. Plus it will only further prove you have nothing else to offer.

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Here we go, chapter 3. You know, I'm really starting to enjoy being inside your head. Can't wait to read the rest of the novel and good luck on selling it. Maybe you can remind us of how it got started. As far as the Chihuahua comment, it was to demonstrate to you how weak your little comments were and still are. Keep trying pal, I'm still waiting to be impressed.