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I don't take orders from you, you forget that you are my bitch as long as I control your thoughts.



Exactly the response I expected.

Your retorts and insults bring a smile to my face every time because they're just so defensive. You have nothing to say, so you'll just run "I own you" into the ground, or repeatedly say I have South Park humor. You reek of uninspired banality.

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Why don't you give us a list of who should post and who shouldn't post commander Random, since your opinion on whose posts are worthy of reading is held in such high esteem here.



I don't care who posts here. People have different uses for this place. There's a reason I rarely post in General Porn, Adult Industry News and DVD Reviews, and that's because I really don't care about porn as a masturbatory aid. I rarely ever watch it and I could give a fuck who's in what upcoming movie.

I'm at XPT because I can make fun of idiotic whores and other shameless retards without feeling, for the most part, the slightest bit of remorse.

So that's where the Monkey Cage comes in. It's XPT's own little community specifically designed for talking shit and having a good laugh. Most of the regular posters here are great and those are the ones I referred to above. Unfortunately there's a few people like you, not to mention all the fakes.

You're not funny or clever, and the only shit you've talked is to me, which hardly counts.

And for the record, you don't piss me off. You're just a complete bore. A quick run through of your posts from just here in The Cage proves that.

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Perhaps Tony should ban all but the dozen regulars that you enjoy here. The porn stars will flock to the site then.




That's a brilliant decision, but you're backwards. The people I enjoy here are most likely the ones that keep the whores away.

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You think you're a lot smarter then you actually are and that's a slippery slope to be on.



Yep, you pegged me. I can't deny it, that's why I'm posting on a porn message forum. I realized about five months ago that XPT would be the best place to vocalize my genius on all the really meaningful topics in life -- porn sluts, drugs, double anal, and, most importantly, what whores I'd liked to be locked up with.

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