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You give yourself too much credit. Until yesterday or the day before, I never really thought anything of you other than your the definition of bland, no different to me than about two-dozen others here.




Sorry, I don't do South Park humor try the comedy central message board.

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At least I try. What exactly is it that you contribute?




Who says I'm trying to contribute, maybe I am just happy seeing you pissed off. You whine like a little 10 year old everytime I criticize you, I couldn't be happier.

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Here's a test: Post five topics here in The Cage that don't have anything to do with id's. Make them about anything other than another member. Let's see what your capable of.




I don't take orders from you, you forget that you are my bitch as long as I control your thoughts. I will have to get with coochie monster on this ownership issue though. I don't want to step on anyones toes.

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I offered to try to post more topics in Monkey's absense, that's all. It wouldn't kill other people to do the same.




Why don't you give us a list of who should post and who shouldn't post commander Random, since your opinion on whose posts are worthy of reading is held in such high esteem here. *cough* communist *cough*

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Quite frankly, I wouldn't want mod duties because it would obligate me to spend more time at a place that's becoming increasingly unentertaining.

There about a dozen regulars that I enjoy here that were around before me, and about a handful of newbies. The people I really like seem to posting less and less, which I don't believe is a coincidence.




Perhaps Tony should ban all but the dozen regulars that you enjoy here. The porn stars will flock to the site then. By the way, did you happen to forget the reason that Tony started this board. Maybe you should re-read it and yes it applies to the cage as well.

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I used to love reading the bulk of the stuff here, and I would usually laugh harder than I would at any television show, but now there seems to be too much shit to schlep through just to get to the gems.




I do feel sorry for you because I have forgotten that the world revolves around you, its a magnificent feat of physics which I do not completely understand.

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Like Monkey said in another thread, The Cage needs to be cleaned.





Perhaps, but who is going to clean it? You? I don't see anyway of that happening, it's just not in you. Give this place to someone like Garfield and heads will roll but not with you. You think you're a lot smarter then you actually are and that's a slippery slope to be on. I don't envy you, but I do however own you my boy. Now grow into a man and throw some real shit at me, not this second rate crap that took you half the day to dream up.