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Remember, I own you!



Technically Coochie Monster owns me. I accused him of being Brandon first.

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His dislike for me will also make the next four months interesting and fun.. unless he illegally changes the wording in my posts for his own personal benefit which will get Tony involved and I'm sure Tony has better things to do.




You give yourself too much credit. Until yesterday or the day before, I never really thought anything of you other than you're the definition of bland, no different to me than about two-dozen others here.

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Random - seems to have the time for it, but I have yet to find humor in his posts since they are on the same level as South Park humor which is stale in my book.




At least I try. What exactly is it that you contribute? You seem to have mastered the search function and taken time out to try to expose people's "real" id's, but other than those pointless attempts, what have you done or added? I'm sure there are plenty here who think I lack entertainment value, and I'm perfectly fine with that 'cause chances are I feel the same about them, but I know I'm better than you in every way.

Here's a test: Post five topics here in The Cage that don't have anything to do with id's. Make them about anything other than another member. Let's see what your capable of. And don''t give me some shit like "I don't have time", 'cause you're on here plenty. 133 worthless posts in under a month is proof of that.

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there are those far more hungry to wield your Dark Powers! *cough* Random *cough*




I offered to try to post more topics in Monkey's absense, that's all. It wouldn't kill other people to do the same. Quite frankly, I wouldn't want mod duties because it would obligate me to spend more time at a place that's becoming increasingly unentertaining.

There about a dozen regulars that I enjoy here that were around before me, and about a handful of newbies. The people I really like seem to be posting less and less, which I don't believe is a coincidence.

I used to love reading the bulk of the stuff here, and I would usually laugh harder than I would at any television show, but now there seems to be too much shit to schlep through just to get to the gems.

Like Monkey said in another thread, The Cage needs to be cleaned.

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All that said, I'd still temporarily take mod duites if it in some way helped Monkey out, that's all. I'm not exactly clawing to have this "honor" bestowed on me. Trying to help out Monkey, the only person that keeps this board afloat, shouldn't be looked at as a power play, just common courtesy to the one person that keeps us all here.
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