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you guys are getting off topic. God my funeral is gonna have some dorks at it.

do i drink the water or eat whats on the cheese cloth? how long does it last in the water and does it dissolve evenly? like can i make a big batch and sip it once a week? or do i need to do it for every pill right before? how little water do I need? Some girl I know tried crushing up morphine and dissolving it cause she was sick of having it stuck in her teeth and it turned into like a gel with blue bits in it, is it like that?



AHA! Finally something I know about where my low Porn IQ won't be a...wont be a....a handicap...

First, The morphine your friend was chewing, then trying to dissolve was the extended release version of stuff, MS Contin. That stuff is only prescribed to people with either one foot in the grave due to cancer, or a machete in their bowels that can't be removed, or to those members of society smart enough to bullshit or blackmail the right doctors, about which I refuse to say anymore on the grounds that it may "tend to incriminate.."

You need to STOP taking Vicodin, silly girl, and switch to either vicoprofen, or come down with a "chronic cough that only responds to Hydrocodone Cough Syrup" (Like Tussionex or Hycodan). It's the tylenol in vicodin that will kill you .... same with percocet. Percodan is a better choice...

So what kind of cancer did you friend have?
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