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Byron,
I was going to tell him that fucking a DVD player is better than fucking your mother, but I knew he wouldn't be able to handle it.



Listen pal, if you want to fuck Lord Byrons' mother that's your business.
Don't worry about offending me, it's LB you want to be worried about; saying you've fucked a fellas mother is bad enough but then telling him his DVD player was better is just taking the piss!

SNP.