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#107774 - 06/20/05 08:49 PM
Looking for a new person to run the cage
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Im going to africa for 4 months next week, doing work with a small village and i doubt they have net access, Im looking for regs i like to handle cage duties while im gone. Post here or send me a pm if interested.
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#107775 - 06/20/05 09:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Don't leave us Monkey! Besides...Africa is a mess....i did everything i had to get out of there.
Just do a search on Zimbabwe. Nuff said.
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#107776 - 06/20/05 09:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Im going to africa for 4 months next week, doing work with a small village and i doubt they have net access, Im looking for regs i like to handle cage duties while im gone. Post here or send me a pm if interested.
Monkey, the Mike Tysonesque return of Garfield jogged my memory and made me wonder what other posters had gone AWOL. I think you should track down and contract "slutwife" to mod the cage. Who better than some fucked up dude who likes to play like a woman on message boards to substitute moderate the cage? It would be worse than when my third grade teacher got pregnant and a substitute had to fill in for the last two months of the school year.
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#107777 - 06/20/05 10:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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See! This is what happens when people change fucking SNs like a 2 yr old's diapers. There used to be some posters here who I liked a lot, but now they are AWOL. Ergo, with all due respect to Bornyo, we are stuck grasping for straws like Slut Wife and her 'lukewarm' kisses.
Fuck it, ask Bishop, he's at home a lot no doubt with a new little Breast Milk Demon to watch Breast Feed....holy shit I am 58% erect after that imagery flash....
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#107778 - 06/21/05 06:40 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Where is James, goddamnit?
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#107782 - 06/21/05 03:03 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Bishop in the house! (the knife fights are heating up) Bishop get your screwdriver ready
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#107784 - 06/22/05 10:05 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Hey Monkey Y don't U just have an intercage election to vote Your temp(it'll B funny everyone will nominate someone else b/c nobody wants to do it) 
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#107788 - 06/22/05 01:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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He's only been gone 5 days fercryingoutloud. People get busy. Not me, of course, but other people.
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#107790 - 06/22/05 04:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'll stick my neck out and nominate Random. I think he's a raw talent and won't use his pimp hand too harshly. Cleetus or Zen could do it, too.
The stuff I posted about slutwife should be moved to the weht forum.
If the purpose is truly keeping the shit stirred then maybe JRV wouldn't be a bad choice.
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#107794 - 06/22/05 06:47 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I'll stick my neck out and nominate Random. I think he's a raw talent and won't use his pimp hand too harshly. Cleetus or Zen could do it, too.
The stuff I posted about slutwife should be moved to the weht forum.
If the purpose is truly keeping the shit stirred then maybe JRV wouldn't be a bad choice.
. . . and how about you, Bornyo? 
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#107797 - 06/22/05 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I wonder how many weird trolls will come out of the woodwork during his absence? Last time he left several monkey like trolls showed up.
we already have a couple and monkey hasn't even finished packing yet.
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#107798 - 06/22/05 09:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yep, that Cash pic is cool as hell. The "Hurt" video is one of the best music videos I've seen ever.
I know better than to get in over my head. Besides, I'll be out of town for two of those four weeks myself. I wish I could say I was helping the people in Africa but I won't.
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#107801 - 06/22/05 09:40 PM
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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#107808 - 06/23/05 04:19 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I'm not too sure about Random though, I don't think that he could fill monkey's shoes even halfway. Having said that, you SHOULD select Random just to spite me.
Look Brandon, if Monkey has indeed left for awhile, The Cage won't be as good no matter who runs it.
We saw when Monkey left the last time how dead this board became. I simply said I'll try posting more topics if I can, and that was partly because with posters here like you who literally contribute nothing, this board could potentially be worse off than it was before.
Oh, and genius call on Grant by the way. If someone had to be elected to run mod duties, it may have to be someone who posts more than 3 times in a month. Just a thought, dumbfuck.
And if I ever did get mod powers for whatever reason, the first motherfuckin' thing I'd do is ask Tony to run an IP check on you so I could out your faggot-ass, Brandon.
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#107812 - 06/23/05 06:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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I'm not too sure about Random though, I don't think that he could fill monkey's shoes even halfway. Having said that, you SHOULD select Random just to spite me.
Look Brandon, if Monkey has indeed left for awhile, The Cage won't be as good no matter who runs it.
We saw when Monkey left the last time how dead this board became. I simply said I'll try posting more topics if I can, and that was partly because with posters here like you who literally contribute nothing, this board could potentially be worse off than it was before.
Oh, and genius call on Grant by the way. If someone had to be elected to run mod duties, it may have to be someone who posts more than 3 times in a month. Just a thought, dumbfuck.
And if I ever did get mod powers for whatever reason, the first motherfuckin' thing I'd do is ask Tony to run an IP check on you so I could out your faggot-ass, Brandon.
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#107814 - 06/23/05 06:26 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Give james some slicks to advise about methods of reducing the content of aspirin in vicodin (he actually posted about this, with detailed instructions. If Chloe had only read this in time...)
you know i was gonna lookl that post back up in light of recent events
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#107818 - 06/23/05 06:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I never said I wanted to be a mod, just that I'd try to post more. What I did say is if I did have mod powers, I would ask for an IP check. Funny thing is, even if you're not Brandon, you remind Bornyo and I of him. That's almost better than you actually being Brandon.
Random don't hitch your wagon to this mule lest ye suffer, though I agree with you 100%.
Someone pointed out recently that you can spell Byron out of Bornyo, as in Tom Byron. I have not been the same since. Tom Byron can't even turn a light switch on, much less a porn girl.
I don't know if Big worm is brandon or not but I am hoping he'll grow out of this phase he's going through.
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#107820 - 06/23/05 07:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Not even a moderator yet and the power has already gone to your head Random.. IP check me right now for all I care. Whenever you end up checking it, your going to feel stupid in the end. Until that time, remember that I own you and control your thoughts since I have you believing I am Brandon.
I never said I wanted to be a mod, just that I'd try to post more. What I did say is if I did have mod powers, I would ask for an IP check. Funny thing is, even if you're not Brandon, you remind Bornyo and I of him. That's almost better than you actually being Brandon.
Maybe I was responding to the people who were nominating you for mod instead of addressing you directly in my first post on this thread. But lets clear the air, you want that modship so bad you'd lick monkey's ass for it because you want to know if I'm really Brandon, it's obviously tearing away at you.
I don’t care if in your own little world that you believe I am a porn star who gets paid to fuck whores all day. Is that supposed to be worse than you sitting around all day whacking your meat off to it? Brandon probably drives a Ferrari, Porsche or some other nice ride and I bet he has a nice house or condo too. But even if there is some unlikable things about him, he would be noticed and remembered if he died tomorrow, but you on the other hand wouldn’t. I’m not even going to deny that I'm Brandon because I want you to think I’m him. But it would have been nicer to have been mistaken for Max Hardcore. Who knows, maybe I am him. Remember, I own you!
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#107821 - 06/23/05 07:24 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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you guys are getting off topic. God my funeral is gonna have some dorks at it.
do i drink the water or eat whats on the cheese cloth? how long does it last in the water and does it dissolve evenly? like can i make a big batch and sip it once a week? or do i need to do it for every pill right before? how little water do I need? Some girl I know tried crushing up morphine and dissolving it cause she was sick of having it stuck in her teeth and it turned into like a gel with blue bits in it, is it like that?
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#107823 - 06/23/05 07:34 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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grab a cheesecloth, ice cold water and a nice jar. it's cold-water extraction time--crush the pills,, drop em on the cloth and run the water through the cheesecloth a few times and thanks to the difference in the fun molecules and acetemenophin the good stuff ends up in the water at the end. it's like that gatorade water mixed with dope.
I have no idea how long it would last. My best guess is a long time if kept very cold. I think I would cook and drink.YMMV
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