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I wonder if there is a market for deaf porn stars? On the plus side, they would make particularly unique noises whilst UPSIDEDOWN and being gagged; however, I'm not sure signing "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass" brings the requisite intensity to a scene.

Thoughts? Comments? Observations?

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As I have joked to several people on here, I can imagine a chick with a Bullhorn talking dirty to me while she is riding my dick...."YOUR COCK FEELS GREAT BABY!" "What?" <even Louder> "I SAID YOUR COCK FEELS GRRRREEEAT BABY!!!!"

2 minutes later, Hotel Security bangs on the door. "Is everything all right in there? Sir? Can you possibly lower that pay per view movie, the guests next door are complaining...."