I don't know if anyone remembers this, but back in 1997 Mattel Toys tried to go into the business of engineering social consciousness instead of just selling fucking toys, and decided upon this:




Now, pause for a second and let's have an introspective moment as we once again view the current icon of the Porn Disability Awareness Movement:




hmmmmmm, now if anyone (other than kyoto) has one of these




that isn't covered in jizz that they could soak in a vat of non-corrosive bleach for 2 days and send it to me postage paid, please PM me for my address. I have a prototype to build for 2006 AVN....