Ms. Stoli:

1. How in the wide, wide, world of sports did you find this thread?
++ 1a. What search terms did you use?
++ 1b. Were any substances involved that influenced this search?

2. Give us your intial, visceral reaction to the whole thread. C'mon, you had some time to reflect on it before you posted, but what was your first, guttural instinct?

3. Knowing what you do now about DB, are you
(i) more inclined
(ii) less inclined
to watch a Hillary Scott "Cumfart Cocktails" episode?

4. Is it
(i) more likely
(ii) less likely
that DB was blackmailed in the past by a camwhore?

5. Have you ever heard of DB's fifth favorite whore, named "Baby Doll?"