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This has potential, but I need more entertainment value for my $12.99. Can you at least pick your nose and eat it, or something? I mean, come on! I can watch myself get drunk for free.

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For an additional $1.99 I can eat something even more gross than my own snot, something like a Whopper (w/chees) or an Uncle Robby's Carnitas Burrito....but seriously, it takes me 90 minutes to drink a 12 pack and that's a bargain at 12.99 reading my stream of consciousness drunken psycho babble....I am posting this from an airport Bar in Newark and there is a totally hott waitress in a tank top and miniskirt that should be doing webcam shows herself...hold on a sec...."Hey...yeah you Hi, hey have you ever considered making money on the internet showing your tits and pussy to horny men all over the.....ow....fuck..."