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#107576 - 06/19/05 08:58 PM Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I mean, where the fuck was I? I see it all now...webcam is the current rage, and I have decided to cash in on it. The hell with my degree, the hell with my investments...I am going webcamming! But here's the deal....I will only allow people to watch/talk with me getting bombed. That's it, video chat with Da Burglar for only 12.99 (the price of a Sam Adams 12 pack) Hey, a better bargain is not to be found. If you are an aspiring film/TV producer, or a writer, I am the guy. Don't believe me? well fuck, check these out: ME, Da Burglar, acting normal Me still acting normal but with a few pops in him. ...me losing it.... ...me at the end.... Now, here's the details. Send me a check for 12.99 made out to M.A.D.C.O.W. ( Mother's Against Drunk Cripples Outraging Whores) I promise you the spectacle of a lifetime. <to himself> YES! Free Sam Adams Attachments 101883-Image016.jpg (34 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107577 - 06/19/05 09:45 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	He reminds me of half the UCLA football team a few years ago that was busted for having illegal Handicapped parking placards. Burgs man, it looks like your chilling in a regular chair in this pic man. Although I cant be confident since I havent really seen a wheel chair in use since Christopher Reeves passed away. But Say it aint so! Im gonna steal one from simp now WHY oh whyyyyy In any case, someone should just walk around with a camera on me as I hit up the clubs in my drunkenness. I apparently have an affinity for going up to married blondes that get their rings from cracker jack boxes. I think those cracker jack boxes give out two prizes....fake wedding rings, and fake drivers licenses (thats the only explanation there can possibly be for how asians get their drivers liceneses) _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#107578 - 06/19/05 10:19 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Holy shit, da burglar is character actor Max perlich _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107579 - 06/20/05 03:36 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Nah, actually max is a distant cousin, we only run into each other at funerals. I can walk limited distances, and move around in places like my homes without a wheelchair. When I am drinking to excess its often better I NOT be in my wheelchair. Anyway, Da Burglar announces an introductory HAPPY HOUR Special for XPT fans only! A special cut rate of $8.99 (I will drink Busch Light) and you can watch me get bombed and rant on Video Cam! How can you pass that up! _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107580 - 06/20/05 05:54 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Nah, actually max is a distant cousin, we only run into each other at funerals. I can walk limited distances, and move around in places like my homes without a wheelchair. When I am drinking to excess its often better I NOT be in my wheelchair. Anyway, Da Burglar announces an introductory HAPPY HOUR Special for XPT fans only! A special cut rate of $8.99 (I will drink Busch Light) and you can watch me get bombed and rant on Video Cam! How can you pass that up! Swami will offer you dvds for free membership. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107581 - 06/20/05 09:13 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: ...I cant be confident since I havent really seen a wheel chair in use since Christopher Reeves passed away. This reminds me, I was planning on getting this for the Da Burglar's birthday present - does anyone want to chip in with me? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#107582 - 06/20/05 10:53 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: ...I cant be confident since I havent really seen a wheel chair in use since Christopher Reeves passed away. This reminds me, I was planning on getting this for the Da Burglar's birthday present - does anyone want to chip in with me? I put it (Superman's Wheelchair) in my front yard as a lawn ornament after I bought it, the electric motor now powers blinking lights that spell "Support Stem Cell Research, Knock Up an 18 yr old aspiring webcam whore and then donate the fetus...don't get trapped." _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107583 - 06/23/05 05:16 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Ok, who the fuck sent me a Walmart Coupon for a 'Buy One 12 Pack get One Free' of "Pabst", along with the following Message: Quote: "Hi, I don't have $12.99, but I think watching someone drunk in a wheelchair is sexy. Can I see you crash into a sidewalk hot dog stand and then watch you eat a couple weiners and lick mustard off your muscular forearms? Also do you do beer enemas?" -- Sincerely, A Fan If he/she/it could have sent me a bag of the new Hooters Potato Chips, I might have breifly considered it. Sorry, I don't do beer scat. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107584 - 06/23/05 05:44 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	"This computer says my dick is only 7.5 percent hard.Fuck." a screen shot from tremendous tranny trouble twenty two:the tumultuous trek _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107585 - 06/23/05 05:56 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Michael_Jackson ADT regular Registered: 06/22/05 Posts: 9 Loc: neverland ranch	good to see frankie and d.b. are cumming over and learning about themselves Let's get it on, 3-way at neverland, wait how old are you guys once again, on a scale of 1 to 10 what's your age? Peter Pan _________________________ I'm walking, I'm talking, Macaulay Culkin.
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#107586 - 06/23/05 06:41 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: "This computer says my dick is only 7.5 percent hard.Fuck." a screen shot from tremendous tranny trouble twenty two:the tumultuous trek (1) Actually, it was 0% hard because I stumbled upon a tabloid cyber site that was running a story on a possible Wankus/Jenna/Firewall love triangle. There were pics of all 3 engaged in Pagan Sex rituals devoted to an EVIL ANGEL(TM), designed to "bless" Jenna with that elusive mainstream appeal she craves, 23% less wrinkles, and 1 (one) more year of relevance to porn; Firewall with 43% less seizures and a new paintjob on his "ride"; and Wankus...well it didn't mention what he wanted, he was just there for the photo op. Scenes like that will kill an erection for anyone. (2) I'd copyright that title if I were you, Nacho will definitely utilize that. Dude, you have been here a week and posted like 160 times so far. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107587 - 06/23/05 06:53 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	out of responses huh? _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107588 - 06/23/05 04:04 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Dude, you have been here a week and posted like 160 times so far. As of 3:58 pm PST he's up to 165 posts. And Every One Of Them Has Sucked Ass. That has to be some kind of record. If you stop and think about it, most lame ass posters fuck up somewhere along the way and say someting intelligent/funny/witty. But not frankieprnmgcn, dude has the grit and determination we usually find in Super Bowl champions, only in reverse. I got $20 that says this guy can blow past 300 posts and still keep his streak of suckiness going. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#107589 - 06/23/05 05:07 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: I got $20 that says this guy can blow past 300 posts and still keep his streak of suckiness going. I want some action on that bet, it's a lock.
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#107590 - 06/23/05 05:35 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: I got $20 that says this guy can blow past 300 posts and still keep his streak of suckiness going. I want some action on that bet, it's a lock. Easy money! _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#107591 - 06/23/05 05:50 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	wow, Da Burglar's an ugly fucker AND a cripple! what a catch.
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#107592 - 06/23/05 07:24 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: wow, Da Burglar's an ugly fucker AND a cripple! what a catch. Dude I really hope, for your sake, that you believe that hurts. Fuck, where's his scratching post. "UGLY" is such an ugly word, I prefer "aesthetically challenged"...but that's irrelevant where you are concerned Kyoto, because one ugly cripple (with some pills, booze and special "skills") will bag more pussy in a month than you will this century...oh wait, you are a pussy....shit back to my "Insulting Analogy Drawing Board".... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107593 - 06/24/05 07:28 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	if u get so much pussy y u paying a webcam whore 200? _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107594 - 06/24/05 07:30 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: if u get so much pussy y u paying a webcam whore 200? It's 9:29 AM CDT and you posted this within the last minute. Monkey? _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#107595 - 06/24/05 07:20 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: if u get so much pussy y u paying a webcam whore 200? Because I can fuckhead ...and you missed the point anyway... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107596 - 07/19/05 05:28 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Cassie ADT regular Registered: 07/19/05 Posts: 1	Hey sexy,, you wanna get naughty,? I think I might like to see some of that hot butt on cam. I've heard that mine isn't too shabby. Attachments 107076-abc.jpg (107 downloads)
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#107597 - 07/22/05 11:22 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
cobalt60 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 115	This has potential, but I need more entertainment value for my $12.99. Can you at least pick your nose and eat it, or something? I mean, come on! I can watch myself get drunk for free. _________________________ Taste the doom of burning.
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#107598 - 07/22/05 03:38 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: This has potential, but I need more entertainment value for my $12.99. Can you at least pick your nose and eat it, or something? I mean, come on! I can watch myself get drunk for free. For an additional $1.99 I can eat something even more gross than my own snot, something like a Whopper (w/chees) or an Uncle Robby's Carnitas Burrito....but seriously, it takes me 90 minutes to drink a 12 pack and that's a bargain at 12.99 reading my stream of consciousness drunken psycho babble....I am posting this from an airport Bar in Newark and there is a totally hott waitress in a tank top and miniskirt that should be doing webcam shows herself...hold on a sec...."Hey...yeah you Hi, hey have you ever considered making money on the internet showing your tits and pussy to horny men all over the.....ow....fuck..." _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107599 - 07/22/05 04:14 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
cobalt60 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 115	God bless you, man. At least you tried. _________________________ Taste the doom of burning.
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#107600 - 07/22/05 04:15 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
cobalt60 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 115	I'll have that Whopper if you're not going to eat it. _________________________ Taste the doom of burning.
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#107601 - 08/23/08 08:59 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	off topic. But Da Burglar has really, really sexy eyes. I'm serious. _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#107602 - 08/24/08 10:46 PM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Jesus keerist, i am totally fucked up there, in words, deeds and pics....3+ fucking years ago, in one of those pics I am on my laptop in the spare junk room of my aunt's house visiting her in Albany New york....it just reminded me...I whacked off there one night watching some totally hot porn scene on my laptop (it might very well have been a baby G Feeding frenzy scene, the timeline would be about right..) and the splooge went flying in one of my Rare Peternorth Moments and I never found the fucking thing, even after crawling underneath the desk i was at with Dunkin Donuts Napkin....fuck that's embarrassing. But there's a compliment to baby G in that story somewhere. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107603 - 08/25/08 12:02 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Ms. Stoli: 1. How in the wide, wide, world of sports did you find this thread? ++ 1a. What search terms did you use? ++ 1b. Were any substances involved that influenced this search? 2. Give us your intial, visceral reaction to the whole thread. C'mon, you had some time to reflect on it before you posted, but what was your first, guttural instinct? 3. Knowing what you do now about DB, are you (i) more inclined (ii) less inclined to watch a Hillary Scott "Cumfart Cocktails" episode? 4. Is it (i) more likely (ii) less likely that DB was blackmailed in the past by a camwhore? 5. Have you ever heard of DB's fifth favorite whore, named "Baby Doll?"
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#107604 - 08/25/08 05:14 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	weelll....so much for the subtle art of self-deprecation in providing padding against potentially fatal XPT bruise-induced blood clots.... I wonder if I can get Cornelius Ryan to write a book entitled "A Post too far..." _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107605 - 08/25/08 09:02 AM Re: Video Chat with Da Burglar
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Like a rhinovirus, it will pass quickly and without much incident.
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