Ok, who the fuck sent me a Walmart Coupon for a 'Buy One 12 Pack get One Free' of "Pabst", along with the following Message:

Quote:

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"Hi, I don't have $12.99, but I think watching someone drunk in a wheelchair is sexy. Can I see you crash into a sidewalk hot dog stand and then watch you eat a couple weiners and lick mustard off your muscular forearms? Also do you do beer enemas?"

-- Sincerely, A Fan

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If he/she/it could have sent me a bag of the new Hooters Potato Chips, I might have breifly considered it. Sorry, I don't do beer scat.