I mean, where the fuck was I? I see it all now...webcam is the current rage, and I have decided to cash in on it. The hell with my degree, the hell with my investments...I am going webcamming! But here's the deal....I will only allow people to watch/talk with me getting bombed. That's it, video chat with Da Burglar for only 12.99 (the price of a Sam Adams 12 pack) Hey, a better bargain is not to be found. If you are an aspiring film/TV producer, or a writer, I am the guy. Don't believe me? well fuck, check these out:

ME, Da Burglar, acting normal


Me still acting normal but with a few pops in him.




...me losing it....




...me at the end....





Now, here's the details. Send me a check for 12.99 made out to M.A.D.C.O.W. ( Mother's Against Drunk Cripples Outraging Whores)

I promise you the spectacle of a lifetime. <to himself> YES! Free Sam Adams