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#107557 - 06/19/05 06:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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So we hired a new kid a couple of weeks ago. He is like 21. he is a nice kid and I really do not know why he came to work for us.
I was on his computer lastnight after everyone had left to render some videos. I had to sit with them so I got bored and looked
thru his computer. He keeps a chat log and some of it is pretty funny.
He starts off trying to get the ladies to talk he finally gets a bite. SO he starts off with this:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Then he logs off and logs back in under a different screen name. He tracks the same girl down and then gets her chatting again:
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, I like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh damn
BritneySpears14: damn I gotta write down your names or something
This is my all time favorite. He sends an IM to his girlfriend who is home from college.
<bloodninja> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<bloodninja> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<bloodninja> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
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#107558 - 06/19/05 06:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Classic...fucking classic. Before the webcam whore bailed on me, check out this small tidbit from random chat on May 12: sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:51:14 AM): I work in a club hun lol ricturn89 (11:51:19 AM): I know sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:51:21 AM): hehe ricturn89 (11:51:30 AM): u do well there? sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:51:43 AM): very well, especially when ym regualrs show up sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:51:46 AM): my* ricturn89 (11:52:11 AM): I believe it is it topless or nude? sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:52:15 AM): topless sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:52:20 AM): I dont do full nude sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:52:29 AM): too many stretchmarks on my stomach I would be embarrased sarah_singer_fl_20 (11:52:30 AM): lol    Thats what four kids before you're 22 will do. If I didn't know the chick was from Massachusetts, I would have guessed her last name was Brazzle.
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#107560 - 06/19/05 08:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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So we hired a new kid a couple of weeks ago. He is like 21. he is a nice kid and I really do not know why he came to work for us.
I was on his computer lastnight after everyone had left to render some videos. I had to sit with them so I got bored and looked
thru his computer. He keeps a chat log and some of it is pretty funny.
He starts off trying to get the ladies to talk he finally gets a bite. SO he starts off with this:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Then he logs off and logs back in under a different screen name. He tracks the same girl down and then gets her chatting again:
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, I like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh damn
BritneySpears14: damn I gotta write down your names or something
This is my all time favorite. He sends an IM to his girlfriend who is home from college.
<bloodninja> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<bloodninja> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<bloodninja> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
That shit is hands down some of the funniest shit ive ever read. "I put on my hat and wizard robe." That right there is fuckin funny. May i ask what this guy does for you guys Pariah?
You know what would be great, if this was actually a chatlog from the retarded guy in the red wheelchair we've all been talking about the past few days.
By the way, I've never quite understood the big deal with cybering or even phone sex? I need to see TnA and Gyna. Just seems like too much work in order to jackoff. Who wants to talk to a bitch? I dont tell her what im gonna do, i prefer to just do it.
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#107561 - 06/19/05 08:19 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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So we hired a new kid a couple of weeks ago. He is like 21. he is a nice kid and I really do not know why he came to work for us.
I was on his computer lastnight after everyone had left to render some videos. I had to sit with them so I got bored and looked
thru his computer. He keeps a chat log and some of it is pretty funny.
He starts off trying to get the ladies to talk he finally gets a bite. SO he starts off with this:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Then he logs off and logs back in under a different screen name. He tracks the same girl down and then gets her chatting again:
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, I like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh damn
BritneySpears14: damn I gotta write down your names or something
This is my all time favorite. He sends an IM to his girlfriend who is home from college.
<bloodninja> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<bloodninja> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<bloodninja> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
Funny. I've had this same chat log emailed to me and I've seen it posted on other boards.
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#107563 - 06/20/05 07:32 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
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Quote:
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So we hired a new kid a couple of weeks ago. He is like 21. he is a nice kid and I really do not know why he came to work for us.
I was on his computer lastnight after everyone had left to render some videos. I had to sit with them so I got bored and looked
thru his computer. He keeps a chat log and some of it is pretty funny.
He starts off trying to get the ladies to talk he finally gets a bite. SO he starts off with this:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Then he logs off and logs back in under a different screen name. He tracks the same girl down and then gets her chatting again:
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, I like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh damn
BritneySpears14: damn I gotta write down your names or something
This is my all time favorite. He sends an IM to his girlfriend who is home from college.
<bloodninja> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<bloodninja> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<bloodninja> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
Funny. I've had this same chat log emailed to me and I've seen it posted on other boards.
yeah i saw this shit along time ago.classic.
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#107564 - 06/20/05 12:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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And I would have gotten away with it had it not been for you meddling kids and that pesky dog!
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#107566 - 06/20/05 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Random Chat, June 14....
ricturn89 (3:03:01 AM): I just finished playing a game of pool, sorry. Is your pic from Sturgis?
feelen_hot (3:03:20 AM): lol yes
ricturn89 (3:03:48 AM): nice how old are you?
feelen_hot (3:04:06 AM): hmmmm how old are you?
ricturn89 (3:04:57 AM): okay nvm U have a webcam?
<Turn on my webcam>
feelen_hot (3:05:08 AM): lol yes
<starts viewing my webcam>
feelen_hot (3:05:59 AM): lol wow you ar kinda cute
ricturn89 (3:06:33 AM): Thanks. You ever date a guy in a wheelchair?
feelen_hot (3:06:51 AM): lol nope...why?
ricturn89 (3:07:01 AM): why? jesus...wanna see my scar?
feelen_hot (3:07:07 AM): lol what?
ricturn89 (3:07:19 AM): stop laughing at me. I am trying to tell you I am disabled and have scars on my leg.
feelen_hot (3:07:28 AM): lol seriously?
ricturn89 (3:07:58 AM): look
<shows scar>
ricturn89 (3:09:48 AM): Hello?
ricturn89 (3:17:58 AM): U there?
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