Since i barely look at hardcoregossip and haven't been to lukeford.com in months i figure instead of doing a porn news weekly wrap up i might as well just name it lib since its the only place i view regularly now.

mary carey is getting married. Im guessing the same number of people that showed up to party she threw tawny roberts care about this news.



Cindy crawford boyfriend clears the air: Says some shit about always coming late getting him fired, boring. Funny thing he did say was that he hasn't argued with cindy EVER during their 3 year marriage. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. I think i've argued with myself 3 times in the last month alone, let alone a flakey, goat owning crack head who cares more about a $600 pay check then the safety of multiple performers including herself.


I hear Skeeter Kerkove's court date has been postponed for a month. His ex-wife Bridgett Kerkove accuses him of sexually molesting their two-year-old daughter. I hear that the reason Skeeter has been staying undercover for the past six weeks is that he is so distraught over the charges.

Sick motherfucker


I will now flesh out the rest of this post with amusing garfield pms

From: GARFIELD

well I saw U accuse Me of being the blackfaglantern so I had to set thter e record straight...I never liked the original faglantern & the black one sounds as bad as summara when he types...even My grammar is better then that



From: GARFIELD

Well off to the gym I go...I gotta find more victims to add to the already growing list that I call"MY BABY'S MOMMA's"lol