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When I was young and in my crippled prime, I knew another crippled kid who had cerebral palsy, and everytime he sneezed he convulsed and sucked the snot back in, resulting in a good 30 seconds of ack ach ack ag ackk, not unlike the quacking sounds in question. Firewall's career may actually take off thanks to Monkey's investigative prowess...I wonder if Jenna gets a piece of his residuals.

I feel lucky my crippled-ness is an orthopedic condition, and my motor control and nerve function were never affected. I mean, growing up I knew a lot of kids with conditions like cerebral palsy, spina bifida, and later on, people with MS. The most pressing question I had when I stopped to consider such people is...how do they jerk off? I mean if your arm is going herky jerky at a very inconsistent rate of speed, it must take like 4 hours to drop a load on your wheelchair footrests...

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