Someone once accused Kiki Daire of having a stinky cooch (she didn't - personal experience) but I was scheduled to appear with her on KSEX and I was going to pull a can of Tuna out of her Snatch.
Show was cancelled however - or I was going to be in Vegas...can't remember which
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Man, do I ever want to fuck a dwarf.
Those little hands will make my cock look huuuuuuge!