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#107213 - 06/16/05 05:08 PM Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I'm crying, im seriously crying. This is too funny. Through the eyes of a cripple fan boy. I need a minute. I'm so evil. Tears are rolling down my face. Ohh god. YES YES YES, DON'T STOP, PLEASE GOD DON'T LET HIM STOP. Edited by smelly monkey (06/16/05 05:09 PM) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107214 - 06/16/05 05:12 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	So good _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107215 - 06/16/05 06:44 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	This solidifies your spot in hell. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#107216 - 06/16/05 07:14 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	that's some funny shit. cage thread of the year... _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#107217 - 06/16/05 08:55 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Ack phooey...this genetic mishap makes the lives of honestly miserable crippled fuckers like my self twice as hard, because when I unleash my anti-social intellectually caustic tirades at porn chicks at conventions like this, they always say "why are'nt you nice like Jenna's Fan in the little red wheelchair?" See, now if this was me, I'd either be poking those red pens into their belly buttons, or signing "Da Burglar Was Here...then LEFT" on their stomachs with the fucking pens. The Pose is correct...however Da Burglar would have his penis out, pissing into Jill's hair and saying "Gee your hair smells...horrific?" I dunno, that fucking Tie looks painfull..... He's either about to have a seizure and is signalling for help, or he wants Jenna to come over, take a mouthfull of his drink and spit it back into his mouth, or lap, whichever gets him to 9% erect. Chirst, after seeing this human pretzel, I feel like the fucking FONZIE of Cripples. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107218 - 06/16/05 09:00 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	And what THEEE fuck is he doing here? Playing the harmonica, or eating his fingers? He should have a CUP attached to the side of the wheelchair, so the customers AND dancers can put dollar bills in it...nah, they'd only wind up in Jenna's "SAVE CHLOE's Children Fund" _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107219 - 06/16/05 09:39 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	I am really not down with this straight red wheel chair. This guy needs to update his rig. Put some hydralics on, paint some flames onto the junker. Dude needs to trick his ride out. A subwoofer under the seat would be da bomb as they say in da hood. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#107220 - 06/16/05 09:59 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Shaddup AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/12/05 Posts: 473	Seriously, what's with the harmonica?
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#107221 - 06/17/05 12:24 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	Quote: I am really not down with this straight red wheel chair. This guy needs to update his rig. Put some hydralics on, paint some flames onto the junker. Dude needs to trick his ride out. A subwoofer under the seat would be da bomb as they say in da hood. That aint no harmonica, the guys lighting up a crack pipe. Once he gets the crack in his system, he's gonna begin filming Fast and the Furious 3 with him on his Fire Engine Red Wheelchair, picking up dumb porn bitches. You know whats sad is that this guys dick which doesnt even function has probably got a higher IQ than Jill Kelly. _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#107222 - 06/17/05 01:00 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Quote: You know whats sad is that this guys dick which doesnt even function has probably got a higher IQ than Jill Kelly. Why do you say these things..when you know i'll kill you for them? --General Zod Superman 2 Jill Kelly is a fucking goddess and how dare you speak ill of her. ...on a side note, at any point do i get to be bad cop? _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#107223 - 06/17/05 08:52 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	You people are beyond evil.I will see you all in hell. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#107224 - 06/17/05 08:57 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: I am really not down with this straight red wheel chair. This guy needs to update his rig. Put some hydralics on, paint some flames onto the junker. Dude needs to trick his ride out. A subwoofer under the seat would be da bomb as they say in da hood. That aint no harmonica, the guys lighting up a crack pipe. Once he gets the crack in his system, he's gonna begin filming Fast and the Furious 3 with him on his Fire Engine Red Wheelchair, picking up dumb porn bitches. You know whats sad is that this guys dick which doesnt even function has probably got a higher IQ than Jill Kelly. This guys knows his way around a whore so im sure just showing off.Hes got good drugs and wants every girl in the place to know it. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#107225 - 06/17/05 09:03 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
simp AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/26/03 Posts: 441 Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!	Quote: I notice the man with the Gay 90's moustache, prismatic belt buckle, and steely glare of a gunfighter in the background seems concerned that this unfortunate is being photographed. He's almost like the poor fellow's guardian angel, looking upon the mockery in the Monkey Cage with disdain and murderous resolve.
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#107226 - 06/17/05 09:19 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: And what THEEE fuck is he doing here? Playing the harmonica, or eating his fingers? He is trying desperately two grab hold of his flapping tongue, at the apex of his seizure, to stop himself from swallowing it. After all, he wants the whores to think he's cool, not pitiable. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#107227 - 06/17/05 10:10 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Shaddup AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/12/05 Posts: 473	Here are some gems that you may have missed from "Firewall's Diary". Jenna Loves Firewall <<<Click this
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#107228 - 06/17/05 10:34 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: Here are some gems that you may have missed from "Firewall's Diary". FWIW, firewall was probably the least irritating of all the fanboys that swept in with "Hurricane Jenna". _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#107229 - 06/17/05 11:06 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: This guys knows his way around a whore so im sure just showing off. Hes got good drugs and wants every girl in the place to know it. Fuck... you just provided the sacred cripple secret, the answer to the question people ask when they see a hott chick with one of us: "oh my god, why is that babe with that guy? His dick doesnt work?" Pills trump Dicks 70%+ of the time when it comes to strippers.... ....ummm, so I heard or read on some "blog" somewhere _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107230 - 06/17/05 11:34 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Fuck... you just provided the sacred cripple secret, the answer to the question people ask when they see a hott chick with one of us: ... Pills trump Dicks 70%+ of the time when it comes to strippers.... Makes sense - these whores have all the cocks they need, but a pornogal can never get enough pills. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#107231 - 06/17/05 11:54 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	someone posted a new topic on his forum.check it out _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107232 - 06/17/05 11:55 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Jill Kelly is a fucking goddess and how dare you speak ill of her. Hey Monstar, I heard a little rumor lately. Jill Kelly quit JKP, have you heard if it is true or not? If it is why did she quit? (I have ideas if its true). _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#107233 - 06/17/05 12:05 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	bono and adt watch guy have her locked in their barn.as im typing theyre surgically trying to attach a dick to her.that isnt gay though.this thread ahd been moved to the world news and nonsense forum.im a ragin bull dyke,love steph _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107234 - 06/17/05 12:56 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Quote: Quote: Jill Kelly is a fucking goddess and how dare you speak ill of her. Hey Monstar, I heard a little rumor lately. Jill Kelly quit JKP, have you heard if it is true or not? If it is why did she quit? (I have ideas if its true). In My opinion, yes but if you ask them they'll prolly say otherwise. If you read my site I already went thru that earlier this week. I've been a _ _ P supporter for years, more than anybody else. but I think it's about time to call it a day I also think Jill will pull a rabbit out of her hat do something else. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#107235 - 06/17/05 01:50 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	im hoping she stars in movies again.id like to see her do a feeding frenzy scene. _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107236 - 06/17/05 02:01 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Quote: I also think Jill will pull a rabbit out of her hat do something else. Perhaps time. Zing!!! _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#107237 - 06/17/05 02:47 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	ouch. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#107238 - 06/18/05 10:27 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: This solidifies your spot in hell. That ship left the dock years ago Quote: He's either about to have a seizure and is signalling for help, or he wants Jenna to come over, take a mouthfull of his drink and spit it back into his mouth, or lap, whichever gets him to 9% erect. It doesn't get better then that, in fact im shutting up the cage because its only down hill from this point. I want firewalls take on this. Quote: You people are beyond evil.I will see you all in hell. Word on the street is adt steph found this thread deplorable _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107239 - 06/18/05 09:28 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Father Stone Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/27/05 Posts: 314 Loc: Confession	I shouldn't laugh, but this thread is funny as fuck.. Ahh lord bless the retard in the red wheelchair _________________________ It's Holy Jizz bitch!
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#107240 - 06/18/05 09:42 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Check out the PM i get from Gl about this thread piece of shit From: GreenLantern Making fun of a cripple you low life scum. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107241 - 06/19/05 05:37 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	But we're doing it with a cripple. Doesn't that make it okay? _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#107242 - 06/19/05 07:00 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: But we're doing it with a cripple. Doesn't that make it okay? Yes, its an unwritten rule that its ok for cripples to make fun of other cripples, and since it looks like I am already going to be sued by a neuroticically stupid webcam whore with a complete inability to lie effectively and cover her ass, everyone hide behind me on this one. Come on, how many chances will you get in life to hide behind a cripple? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107243 - 06/19/05 07:27 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: But we're doing it with a cripple. Doesn't that make it okay? Yes its the black rule. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107244 - 06/20/05 06:04 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I love this thread, everytime i read da burglars 9% erection comment it gives me stomach pains. (9%) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107245 - 06/26/05 11:12 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	What about this guy as a new contract star? Attachments 103444-12.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#107246 - 06/26/05 11:35 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
BiG WoRM Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/03/05 Posts: 368	Judging by that little wang of his, it looks like Austin has lost his MOJO. Not sure why, she's kinda ugly but not to ugly for him.
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#107247 - 06/27/05 04:03 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Judging by that little wang of his, it looks like Austin has lost his MOJO. Not sure why, she's kinda ugly but not to ugly for him. Ok, ok, the smart, knowledgeable side of me emerges every now and then, and in this case it has to do with anatomy and sexuality, leftover from my pre-med days prior to me deciding I wanted to make money right away so I could drink at will by age 35. You actually cannot tell much about a limp dick, it terms of what it actually looks like fully erect. In this mutants case, who the fuck knows but the A/C could be working overtime and that will impact his noodle's appearance....wait, what the fuck am I talking about this shit for??? Hey, who the fuck sent me this EVIL ANGEL DVD Catalog??? Damn, that shit is contagious.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107248 - 06/27/05 04:45 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	he could be a grower for all we know.anyway what midnight prowl is that avy scene from? _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107249 - 06/27/05 04:58 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	its not froma prowl thats her dad. whats up with the bruises on his legs?
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#107250 - 06/27/05 05:10 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
frankieprnmgcn AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/15/05 Posts: 534 Loc: making your feelings hurt with...	shes always going on about how her dads david lee roth just check her myspace.she wont let u forget it.i think its a reunion with the step dad that molested her.i didnt notice the bruises but by the look on his face it looks like he got a Khan Tusion.yeah bad joke. _________________________ to those who hate me,you love me.i shouldnt be on your mind-jim jones
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#107251 - 06/27/05 09:10 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
pariah AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/05/04 Posts: 446 Loc: Los Angeles	The burns he said were from a cooking accident where he dumped hot grease on himself. You can't even see the worst of the marks in that picture. _________________________ Pariah
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#107252 - 06/27/05 10:18 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: The burns he said were from a cooking accident where he dumped hot grease on himself. You can't even see the worst of the marks in that picture. I got him beat....why do I find a perverse sense of pride in that?? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#107253 - 06/27/05 11:32 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: its not froma prowl thats her dad. whats up with the bruises on his legs? John Garfiel strikes(misses) again. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#107254 - 06/27/05 12:43 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	Those arent bruises. From what Pariah has told me, this guy just got back from a remote tribal village in Africa, and came back with these weird abrasions. Best of luck to ya Monkey Attachments 103544-10.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#107255 - 06/27/05 12:46 PM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	Just for kicks, that last guy wasnt even the funniest part of that scene. My personal favorite was this Christopher Lambert Highlander looking ass mongol. I was waiting for him to pull out a sword and decapitate Austin Powers and Paco the Raider Fan and say "There Can Be Only One." Avy looks real interested Attachments 103548-09.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#107256 - 06/28/05 06:17 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: its not froma prowl thats her dad. whats up with the bruises on his legs? John Garfiel strikes(misses) again. NICE _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#107257 - 06/28/05 08:00 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	never mind the bruises, what the fuck happened to his testicles? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#107258 - 06/28/05 08:03 AM Re: Monkey Cage Announces New Cage Contract Star
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: never mind the bruises, what the fuck happened to his testicles? Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that. I might even feel sorry for ole' Avy . . . . . . nah. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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