Ack phooey...this genetic mishap makes the lives of honestly miserable crippled fuckers like my self twice as hard, because when I unleash my anti-social intellectually caustic tirades at porn chicks at conventions like this, they always say "why are'nt you nice like Jenna's Fan in the little red wheelchair?"


See, now if this was me, I'd either be poking those red pens into their belly buttons, or signing "Da Burglar Was Here...then LEFT" on their stomachs with the fucking pens.



The Pose is correct...however Da Burglar would have his penis out, pissing into Jill's hair and saying "Gee your hair smells...horrific?"



I dunno, that fucking Tie looks painfull.....



He's either about to have a seizure and is signalling for help, or he wants Jenna to come over, take a mouthfull of his drink and spit it back into his mouth, or lap, whichever gets him to 9% erect.


Chirst, after seeing this human pretzel, I feel like the fucking FONZIE of Cripples.