"Pull my string, hear me sing!"



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Britney Spears?



Frighteningly Accurate!



"(Sigh), Alas poor titties, I never knew ye well."



"Daggummit, I know that INFLATE button is around here somewhere!"



"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: QUEEN HAD A bum-BUMP ON THE LAST BEAT! IT'S DIFFERENT! (click)"



"This is how I practice for my Rob baby, but the fingernail is actually longer."



"Remember what you're fighting for guys! xoxox"



"SERIOUSLY! GO LISTEN FOR YOURSELF!"


"Yeah right, honey. I'll be damned if I put that thing to my mouth now."