I can't help but think of Charles Grodin when I read something penned by Morbid.

But I do like this:

"Dani Woodward stealing Bono's badge, putting it around her neck, and exclaiming to everyone walking by, Look at me. I'm a loser!!!"



And this:

"These photos are the property of the photographer and may not be used without permission."

Does that mean we can't give the pics our usual treatment?