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What Mad Cow disease can do to the beef industry, Mad Blog Disease has the potential to do to the internet.

Who gives a fuck about a 38 yr old mother of 2 in Battle Creek Michigan who likes to post her thoughts on such things as how cold the mamogram plate felt yesterday? I dont give a bag full of Kyoto Cat Turds about a 14 yr old boy in Walla Walla Washington who knows how to cook vegetarian lasangna. The fact that a 55 yr old ex-hippie in Vancouver feels that China isn't doing enough to breed more panda's is not something I need to know. To quote Carlin, "I have no interest in Panda Fucking..."

Everyone doesn't need their own Blog. It's egocentric, and sociopathic in nature, for incredibly average people to think someone two continents away cares about what kind of car they drive (or what kind of pack animal, depending on the country.) Who gives a shit?

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Exception. How true.

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Exception. How true.

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Ever know that someone is someone else but don't care enough to find out who the original someone is?. In any event if this is the best you have then i suggest you shut up shop and check to see if your adt card is still valid, correcting me on exception instead of inception is pretty lame, even by cripple jennafan standards.

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Exception. How true.

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Ever know that someone is someone else but don't care enough to find out who the original someone is?. In any event if this is the best you have then i suggest you shut up shop and check to see if your adt card is still valid, correcting me on exception instead of inception is pretty lame, even by cripple jennafan standards.

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Who the fuck is Shaddup? And who is cripple jenna fan again? I want to beat up someone more crippled than me....

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Shudaup is probably chickenmaster or kami but Im not at the level of caring enough to ask tony to check

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cripple jenna fan is this guy

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Shudaup is probably chickenmaster or kami but Im not at the level of caring enough to ask tony to check

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cripple jenna fan is this guy

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Fuck, I had to ask... I wanted to get more mileage out of that picture pretending that was me....

I will need to post a pic of me hugging a bottle of Black Velvet after having flipped over doing a wheelie

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Fuck, I had to ask... I wanted to get more mileage out of that picture pretending that was me....

I will need to post a pic of me hugging a bottle of Black Velvet after having flipped over doing a wheelie

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He is the polar opposite of you, well except for the cripple thing. He annoys the shit out of me, he is really positive and happy, which shouldn't be considering he is cripple. I mean im bitter and cynical and i can walk, i would hate to think what id be like if i was a cripple. If black guys are going to bitch and moan about racism 30 years after it died (at least publicly) then cripple guys have the right to hate the world and be angry with everyone, thats how i see it.

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Shudaup is probably chickenmaster or kami

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Yes...sad but true. He for some reason reminds me of Geri Jewel, that female comedian with cerebral palsy from the 80s who appeared on the Facts of Life as Blair's Cousin. Instead of inspiring me as a teenager to overcome my disability, the palsy-comedian-chick only ruined my attempts to jerk off everytime she appeared in the same frame as Blair and Tootie.

The one thing in Geri Jewels favor was she still was hotter than the fat Chick on that show.

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Shudaup is probably chickenmaster or kami

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dude i know you dont watch fat chick porn

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ok kami, your right the internet has always been a clusterfuck, but some of these stupid blogs just make it worst.

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...holy shit... Fuck. Kyoto's never around when you need him/it.