Did everyone listen? My dream is that everyone here will be hearing Aurora in their sleep for the rest of their lives. And in their quiet waking moments, too. For example, if you take a hike in the majestic piney woodlands of Northern California, you may stop near a ravine to admire the peaceful view, the only sound being the gentle wind blowing softly through the fir. It's at such moments that I fantasize "...quack, quaCK, QUACK, QUACK!!!" bubbling up into your consciounesss, robbing you of your peace, robbing the gently sighing fir of its beauty.
Another of my most ambitious fantasies is that dumblonde of ADT fame will one day review 'Gag Factor 5'. I like dumblonde, but I'd be curious to see if her wisecracking, satirical style is sufficient to deal with Aurora Snow's UPSIDEDOWN head getting assaulted with a mercilessly pistoning penis in such a manner that the trapped air in her throat makes noises like injured waterfowl. And of course the snotbubbles, the eyes glued shut by slime, the coughing, etc..
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