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#106712 - 06/14/05 01:01 PM
Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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yep, in two weeks. 
Supersized slappable boobs 
Might want to consider extra thick bags so they aren't ruptured during a rough tit-slapping performance.
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#106713 - 06/14/05 01:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I thought you said you'd wait until you were through performing?
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#106717 - 06/14/05 03:17 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Bigger..BIgger..BIGger..BIGGer..BIGGEr..BIGGER!!!!!!
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#106724 - 06/14/05 05:46 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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#106729 - 06/14/05 06:24 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Meliss, you have been living in LA too long. Of all the women who SHOULD NOT be touched by the scalpel of a surgeon, you are on the top of the list. I love your beautiful French puffies but obvioiusly you don't feel the same way and sorry to hear that. This is like Babe Ruth corking his bat 
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#106730 - 06/14/05 09:11 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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melissa I met you at the AEE in vegas last year before I even knew who you were-and I thought you were one of the hottest girls at the show. You look great the way you are, and while you still will be hot after the size boost, I think a natural, somewhat normally cute girl being a total freak is way hotter than a surgically altered one. Either way, keep up the hard work! 
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just what the hell was this cunt thinking???? (micheal mayhem)
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#106732 - 06/14/05 09:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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#106733 - 06/14/05 10:07 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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yep, in two weeks.
Smooth, textured, under, over?
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#106734 - 06/14/05 10:34 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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round, smooth, under, saline, through nipple.
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#106735 - 06/15/05 01:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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#106737 - 06/15/05 01:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!
BIG TITS AINT BETTER
FAKE BOOBS
TATTOOS
FAKE BOOBS + TATTOO = 
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#106738 - 06/15/05 02:20 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Melissa,
Your fans will be split between bigger boobs and you staying natural.....but you have to do what makes YOU happy!
Wish you all the best and hope it all goes smoothly. Did you look into the new silicone gel with the tear drop shape? They look and taste so natural!
Grant.
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#106740 - 06/15/05 02:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Okay......so my post may have been a little TOO warm and fuzzy!
But.... ya can't blame me..... I just want to bang Melissa....(like the rest of you). Cut me some slack.
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#106742 - 06/15/05 02:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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You should take me even more seriously for my sig! I was quoting my old nemisis, Bishop, whom I dine with on regular ocassion.
He was describing the beauty of the vagina....and very well I might add.
PS -- I just changed my sig. This one makes more sense.
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#106744 - 06/15/05 03:22 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Melissa is Hardcore. I think she should start a new bondage fad. Instead of getting breast implants i think she should remove her boobs and attach dildos in those spots. That way she could literally Titty Fuck some poor bastard to death. I could see the marketing of this fad right now: she could have comic books. Movies. Music. Theyd call her the Diddie (Dildoes and Titties for you Valedictorians)
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#106745 - 06/15/05 03:37 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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Did you look into the new silicone gel with the tear drop shape? They look and taste so natural!
I assume you keep some around the house?
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#106747 - 06/15/05 05:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Grant showing up out of the blue the same time garfield does. Hmmmmmmm.
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#106748 - 06/15/05 05:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Easy now! I speak the Queen's English ....with a Rhodesian accent ... that makes some girls ache in the right places.
Garfield....well..... he's from New Jersey.
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"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."
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#106749 - 06/15/05 05:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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The fact that I admitted that I want to bang the living bejeebers out of Melissa PROVES I am not Garfield.
Garfield wouldn't touch Melissa ....even in her hog-tied, ball-gagged, snotty state. (But I would say....."Does it get ANY better?")
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"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."
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#106752 - 06/15/05 06:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Grant's pretty funny which is why I'm going to go ahead and ask what everyone skated around when he had his one day of fame on lukeisback: Are you over your fever Grant and if so, have your on set wood problems gone away with the fever?
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#106753 - 06/15/05 07:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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I think you have mistaken me for my brother, Justin, who Luke interviewed on a set. I have never risen to such heights where i warranted an interview with Luke.
Last time i took a number (to get an interview) I was # 129....and Jersey Jaxin and Eddie Charisma were WAY ahead of me in the line!
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#106754 - 06/15/05 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think you have mistaken me for my brother, Justin, who Luke interviewed on a set. I have never risen to such heights where i warranted an interview with Luke.
Last time i took a number (to get an interview) I was # 129....and Jersey Jaxin and Eddie Charisma were WAY ahead of me in the line!
The interview was with your brother all right, but it was you who were "feverish".
I heard someone died and a few others quit, you jumped 12 spaces in the interview line.
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#106755 - 06/15/05 09:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I was a little worried about grant, i heard he did some solo wank shit then did 2 gay scenes in some ski themed movie, anal snow hunks or something close to that. I asked a few people who would know that shit and they said they didn't think so, unless he used a different name for it, which would make some sense, it hasn't been released yet so i can't confirm or deny it until it is.
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#106758 - 06/15/05 10:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#106759 - 06/16/05 03:14 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Monkey is like my Obi-wan Kenobi.... he wants so much for me to stay on the RIGHT path cuz he feels i may be the chosen one and he'll be heart-broken if i cross to the Dark side and do gay stuff.
The report is only half correct. I had a porn movie planned at a local ski resort and was meant to do 2 scenes with Aurora Snow. However, she passed out in a frothy mumbling slumber ...and i was dejected to having to do the 2 scenes on my OWN. In addition to having to do the scenes as solo jerk-off's...which i did masterfully naked in the snow....they edited it to make it look as if I (like a twin)was spying on MYSELF from the woods in a voyeur fashion! It probably will end up looking kinda gay, no?
The movie is to be called..."Aurora Does Too Much Snow"
funniet quote ever
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