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#106760 - 06/16/05 10:49 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Monkey is like my Obi-wan Kenobi.... he wants so much for me to stay on the RIGHT path cuz he feels i may be the chosen one and he'll be heart-broken if i cross to the Dark side and do gay stuff.

The report is only half correct. I had a porn movie planned at a local ski resort and was meant to do 2 scenes with Aurora Snow. However, she passed out in a frothy mumbling slumber ...and i was dejected to having to do the 2 scenes on my OWN. In addition to having to do the scenes as solo jerk-off's...which i did masterfully naked in the snow....they edited it to make it look as if I (like a twin)was spying on MYSELF from the woods in a voyeur fashion! It probably will end up looking kinda gay, no?

The movie is to be called..."Aurora Does Too Much Snow"




funniet quote ever





Oddly enough, I didn't like that particular one too much ( quack, quack)
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#106761 - 06/16/05 11:22 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smut fiend Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
So, back to the point of this thread-Melissa, you can't stop being a freak, one's essential nature should not be denied. Anyways, I'm sure all of this unsolicited advice won't stop you from chopping into that hot body. Maybe you could combine a throat gagging ATM scene within the surgery, with the guy cornholing the attending nurse and dropping it straight in your mouth as you get your tits cut open? Just a thought.
And heal fast so we can all enjoy the new you soon!
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#106762 - 06/17/05 04:17 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
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Good- why fuck with perfect tits





cause they re small. come on, no biggie. they re gonna be perfect and big. (i m going for a D cup)




Melissa will be history. Fake boobies suck. Today she got perfect breast. When all her friends tell her to keep em natural, she should listen.

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#106763 - 06/17/05 04:41 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Melissa will be history.




Indeed. i m gonna change my stage name.
ok let s throw a contest : however finds the best new stage name for me will get a free spanking.
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#106764 - 06/17/05 04:43 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
just saw melissas scene in ff5.good shit but wouldve ben enhanced with bigger tits.i ended up watching 4 scenes.is sophia in anyway related to chloe dior?she looks like a younger chloe.someone tell jules to use chloe in a gangbang or blowbang.that is if shes not signed to baby shit or cherry cox. which i think she might be due to the abundance of box covers shes on.after the shit finishes jules needs to get ahold of her.
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#106765 - 06/17/05 04:46 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston

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Indeed. i m gonna change my stage name.
ok let s throw a contest : however finds the best new stage name for me will get a free spanking.




1.) Lauren Melissa

2.) Maluren Lissa

3.) Shaddap

4.) Gennuh Jaymasun

5.) High Preistess of Fuck

6.) Six Six Six

7.) Black Dahlia

8.) Eva Braun

....
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#106766 - 06/17/05 05:07 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Quote:


8.) Eva Braun





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#106767 - 06/17/05 05:45 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smut fiend Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
How's about;
Frenchie-the cock chugging pull toy

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#106768 - 06/17/05 05:47 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
How about Melissa Lauren? Damn it don't change that either.
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#106769 - 06/17/05 05:59 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
you re so cute . i was just joking.
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#106770 - 06/17/05 06:59 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.

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#106771 - 06/17/05 07:06 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Quote:

Seems like the doctor might have you loose them for the operation anyways.




Not necessarily...if he goes through the nipple, they'll be useful! Like the old-fashioned soda can opener's!!

Lift-and-twist!!!!
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#106772 - 06/17/05 07:35 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.




i have to remove them a week prior to the surgery... but i ll get them re-pierced ASAP.
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#106773 - 06/17/05 09:53 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

you re so cute . i was just joking.






LOL, Thank You - it is hard to tell when you are joking when Hannibal is staring at me in your avatar
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#106774 - 06/18/05 12:56 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Melissa you had nice tits before, its not like your tits were crepe-like. You did have some mass. Oh well, good luck with those new ones, try and order the cancer free ones.

I dont get girls that get their tits done. When asked about why they did it, most reply they're fun to play with. If this is the rationale why not just get a dog to play with? Or better yet, start fucking with GI Joes with kung fu grips? Aww fuck it.
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#106775 - 06/18/05 02:43 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Alana did it. Damn it, I loved her old boobies. This is her first pic. First Alana and then Melissa. Fuck it!


Attachments
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#106776 - 06/18/05 01:57 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Look at those hangers


Melissa, why fuck with perfection?

As long as you keep doing anal and gaping your pink asshole, all is forgiven
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#106777 - 06/18/05 02:25 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.




i have to remove them a week prior to the surgery... but i ll get them re-pierced ASAP.




It's your body but I don't think that it looks good on large breasts. Also, what if someone smacks your breast and tears the nipple ring out?

It will look much better without the nipple piercings and I am willing to bet that you will land more jobs without them. Other girls with large breasts and nipple piercings have not lasted long in the business from what I have seen. I think for the same reason that women with too many tattoos don't last, it is just not that attractive to mainstream audiences. It's better to wait until you leave the biz for that. But don't just take my word for it, ask some of the producers what they honestly prefer.

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#106778 - 06/18/05 02:36 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Quote:

Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.





i have to remove them a week prior to the surgery... but i ll get them re-pierced ASAP.




At least think of it from a business standpoint. I have read somewhere that you are being smart with your money. You want to have an look that sells videos and something as simple as nipple piercings could possibly ruin that. Make sure first that you will not lose too many jobs over it. I think that the breast enlargment will help your career and give you a bit of a different image. You have a beautiful face, so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery. The nipple piercings will work against you though if you get it re-done with the large breasts in my opinion and I want to see you in at least another 150 films.

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#106779 - 06/18/05 02:57 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Quote:

I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




Vivid = no taste Fuck em!

Quote:

I want to see you in at least another 150 films.




After the surgery I have bought my last Melissa dvd. There will always be new girls with natural bodies. Thank you God!

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#106780 - 06/18/05 03:18 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




i dont want to shock you, but i did work for Vivid many times already.
and they shot me with the nipple rings at least 5 times
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#106781 - 06/18/05 04:50 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Quote:

so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




i dont want to shock you, but i did work for Vivid many times already.
and they shot me with the nipple rings at least 5 times






Melissa! You have crossed over to the good side of porn. What is next? Andrew Blake films? No don't tell me, I don't want to know.

I am not surprised that you worked for vivid, as I said, you have a terrific face. But the nipple piercings also worked for Stryc-9 who had smaller boobs. I am worried that on larger boobs, that they will look unattractive.. but you still wouldn't lose me as a fan.

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#106782 - 06/18/05 05:01 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
actually, i like the nipples rings on Janine.. it looks great. but i ll make my decision only when i see how the boobs are.
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#106783 - 06/18/05 09:48 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I love how fanboys think their preferences will influence a porn stars decision on plastic surgery. Better luck next time whore hostage negotiators. Put the consent form down and back away from the doctor. Bah.
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#106784 - 06/18/05 11:13 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:

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so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




i dont want to shock you, but i did work for Vivid many times already.
and they shot me with the nipple rings at least 5 times






Melissa! You have crossed over to the good side of porn. What is next? Andrew Blake films? No don't tell me, I don't want to know.

I am not surprised that you worked for vivid, as I said, you have a terrific face. But the nipple piercings also worked for Stryc-9 who had smaller boobs. I am worried that on larger boobs, that they will look unattractive.. but you still wouldn't lose me as a fan.




I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.

Melissa Lauren is shot out- she needs the new tits to keep getting shoots. If she was deported today, without the boob job, there is still two years worth of scenes in the can. That's how she rolls.

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#106785 - 06/18/05 11:25 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:


I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.




Dude, you're my new idol. Great call.
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#106786 - 06/19/05 12:58 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:


I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.

Melissa Lauren is shot out- she needs the new tits to keep getting shoots. If she was deported today, without the boob job, there is still two years worth of scenes in the can. That's how she rolls.




Excellent guess there Bornyo

But can you guess the other 26 aliases, I'll get you started
Smelly Monkey, Fake Jenna, Kami..


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#106787 - 06/20/05 02:01 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

Quote:


I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.




Dude, you're my new idol. Great call.




Dude, you live in a South Park fantasy world...Grow-up!

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#106788 - 06/20/05 02:14 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
New tits or not, shes still French.

(USA) (France)


But me being a heterosexual male I'd still rail her. She is the reason the term hate fuck was invented.
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#106789 - 06/20/05 05:16 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
(Chica w/nipple rings)(Mr. Toelicker)


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#106790 - 06/20/05 07:29 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

(Chica w/nipple rings)(Mr. Toelicker)





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#106791 - 06/22/05 11:12 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Quote:

New tits or not, shes still French.

(USA) (France)


But me being a heterosexual male I'd still rail her. She is the reason the term hate fuck was invented.




FranceUSA

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#106792 - 06/22/05 11:18 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...


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#106793 - 06/22/05 12:06 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
USA France

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#106794 - 06/22/05 01:51 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

USA France




You've got it wrong.

Fags named Trent ---> <--- Fags
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#106795 - 06/24/05 08:20 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Quote:

Quote:

USA France




You've got it wrong.

Fags named Trent ---> <--- Fags




Razor (daydreaming)

Trent

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#106796 - 06/29/05 11:21 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
stretchfan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 08/09/04
Posts: 16
hello melissa!

how was your boobjob? hope everything went well?

love, stretchfan.

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#106797 - 06/14/06 11:14 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Bump for M's new
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#106798 - 06/14/06 11:23 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Give that girl a Bedazzlerâ„¢ !

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#106799 - 06/15/06 10:09 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Melissa, I think a C-cup would look much more proportionate and attractive on your body type, and not so ridiculous that you'd feel uncomfortable walking around once you've decided to retire from porn. Plus, the bigger you go, the more difficult it is to find pretty bras that fit well, not to mention clothes.

How do you know your surgeon is skilled? Is he board-certified? I'm new to this forum but as I mentioned elsewhere I'm an ex-stripper who has seen a lot of girls get totally botched tit jobs because they didn't do any research beforehand. Just because Doc made Sally Sluttypants's rack look good doesn't mean he's qualified! Also a lot of girls don't allow enough time for recovery - you need at least a month of NO UPPER BODY EXERCISE or you'll jack them up and need them redone.

Will you go over the muscle or under? Saline, silicone gel, or cohesive gel? High profile or moderate? Will the incision be through your armpit (transax) through the nipple (periareolar) or under the breast (submammary)? There are lots of factors to consider. Here's a fucked-up statistic from the FDA: at 3 years post-op, ONE THIRD of women wo had the surgery ended up having to get them removed or replaced due to complications. That's not a small number.

I've sent you some links for research sites via PM, Melissa. Best of luck with your surgery. And by the way, you look way mega-hotter as a brunette, IMHO.

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#106800 - 06/15/06 04:48 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
The "Gummy Bear Implants" are the best implants in my opinion and the best looking as far as natural goes:
www.gummybearimplants.com

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#106801 - 06/16/06 03:04 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
I just love it when American's bash France. It justifies the French hating Americans.

Where would America Be if the French hadn't kept the English Navy from Evacuating Cornwallis' troops from the Yorktown Penninsula?

What Statue would adorn Liberty Island.

For two hundred years before WWII when America needed help the French were there, since WWII the Americans have laughed at and insulted France.

Oh, and France was right there were no WMD in Iraq.
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#106802 - 06/16/06 04:29 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
Quote:

I just love it when American's bash France. It justifies the French hating Americans.

Where would America Be if the French hadn't kept the English Navy from Evacuating Cornwallis' troops from the Yorktown Penninsula?

What Statue would adorn Liberty Island.

For two hundred years before WWII when America needed help the French were there, since WWII the Americans have laughed at and insulted France.

Oh, and France was right there were no WMD in Iraq.




when will the french learn?
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#106803 - 06/16/06 04:44 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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I just love it when American's bash France. It justifies the French hating Americans.

Where would America Be if the French hadn't kept the English Navy from Evacuating Cornwallis' troops from the Yorktown Penninsula?

What Statue would adorn Liberty Island.

For two hundred years before WWII when America needed help the French were there, since WWII the Americans have laughed at and insulted France.

Oh, and France was right there were no WMD in Iraq.



Actually the French did everything they could to get out of it. It was finally the arguement of "sticking it to the Brits" that finally convinced them to show up and lend a small hand. The French weren't there for 200 years afterward to help us. Oh yeah, the Frenchies (French Intel)also stated they believed Saddam had WMD, they just didn't have the balls to do anything about it(actually he bribed them).
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