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Monkey is like my Obi-wan Kenobi.... he wants so much for me to stay on the RIGHT path cuz he feels i may be the chosen one and he'll be heart-broken if i cross to the Dark side and do gay stuff.

The report is only half correct. I had a porn movie planned at a local ski resort and was meant to do 2 scenes with Aurora Snow. However, she passed out in a frothy mumbling slumber ...and i was dejected to having to do the 2 scenes on my OWN. In addition to having to do the scenes as solo jerk-off's...which i did masterfully naked in the snow....they edited it to make it look as if I (like a twin)was spying on MYSELF from the woods in a voyeur fashion! It probably will end up looking kinda gay, no?

The movie is to be called..."Aurora Does Too Much Snow"

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funniet quote ever

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Oddly enough, I didn't like that particular one too much ( quack, quack)