The fact that I admitted that I want to bang the living bejeebers out of Melissa PROVES I am not Garfield.

Garfield wouldn't touch Melissa ....even in her hog-tied, ball-gagged, snotty state. (But I would say....."Does it get ANY better?")
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"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." -Mae West