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#106710 - 06/14/05 12:32 PM I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
yep, in two weeks.
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#106711 - 06/14/05 12:34 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

yep, in two weeks.




Just don't go Lisa Lipps size on us, Melisser.
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#106712 - 06/14/05 01:01 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

yep, in two weeks.




Supersized slappable boobs

Might want to consider extra thick bags so they aren't ruptured during a rough tit-slapping performance.


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#106713 - 06/14/05 01:02 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
I thought you said you'd wait until you were through performing?
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#106714 - 06/14/05 01:16 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

yep, in two weeks.




Whoever you're cutting them off from, I feel for her.
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#106715 - 06/14/05 01:26 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

I thought you said you'd wait until you were through performing?




i m so full of shit sometimes. at least i admit it
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#106716 - 06/14/05 02:42 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:

yep, in two weeks.




Why would you want to go from looking classy and naturally hot to looking like every other chick with oversized boobs in the L.A. area?
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#106717 - 06/14/05 03:17 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
SexDJ Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Bigger..BIgger..BIGger..BIGGer..BIGGEr..BIGGER!!!!!!

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#106718 - 06/14/05 03:23 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Quote:

yep, in two weeks.




Why would you want to go from looking classy and naturally hot to looking like every other chick with oversized boobs in the L.A. area?




Good question, but what Melissa wants Melissa's gonna get. too bad.
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#106719 - 06/14/05 04:10 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

Why would you want to go from looking classy and naturally hot to looking like every other chick with oversized boobs in the L.A. area?




Good question, but what Melissa wants Melissa's gonna get. too bad.





Yep, there's no sense in trying to talk her out of it. The pressure to fit in and be like all the other girls is too great. Can't blame a girl for wanting to be popular.
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#106720 - 06/14/05 04:48 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Yep, there's no sense in trying to talk her out of it. The pressure to fit in and be like all the other girls is too great. Can't blame a girl for wanting to be popular.




doing it cause i wanna be popular?? haha. everybody is trying to talk to me into not doing it.

but it just got pushed back anyway : July 25th.
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#106721 - 06/14/05 05:23 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

Yep, there's no sense in trying to talk her out of it. The pressure to fit in and be like all the other girls is too great. Can't blame a girl for wanting to be popular.




doing it cause i wanna be popular?? haha. everybody is trying to talk to me into not doing it.

but it just got pushed back anyway : July 25th.




Good- why fuck with perfect tits

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#106722 - 06/14/05 05:32 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

yep, in two weeks.





Its about time you got them taken care of, only thing holding you back.
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#106723 - 06/14/05 05:38 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Good- why fuck with perfect tits





cause they re small. come on, no biggie. they re gonna be perfect and big. (i m going for a D cup)
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#106724 - 06/14/05 05:46 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Quote:

Quote:

Good- why fuck with perfect tits





cause they re small. come on, no biggie. they re gonna be perfect and big. (i m going for a D cup)




I can't wait to see them!!!

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#106725 - 06/14/05 05:46 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Good- why fuck with perfect tits





cause they re small. come on, no biggie. they re gonna be perfect and big. (i m going for a D cup)




Good, i might consider buying one of your dvds once they are done.
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#106726 - 06/14/05 05:53 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
First off- the reverse psychology doesn't seem to be working Monkey


Second- your tits are perfect now, theay are NOT too small. You body type and tits are a perfect match. Girls with big bones carry off the implants much better in my opinion. I'll still love you babe and watch your flicks but I am not happy about it. Shit next thing I know Aurora will be on Stern talking about getting implants
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#106727 - 06/14/05 05:58 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

First off- the reverse psychology doesn't seem to be working Monkey


Second- your tits are perfect now, theay are NOT too small. You body type and tits are a perfect match. Girls with big bones carry off the implants much better in my opinion. I'll still love you babe and watch your flicks but I am not happy about it. Shit next thing I know Aurora will be on Stern talking about getting implants




don t worry Cleetus... i m not going too big for my body (i dont know if you noticed but i m not a skinny one ; i got some meat on my bones)

and i m going to a very good surgeon. so it should be good... i can t wait.
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#106728 - 06/14/05 06:03 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Ok then I'm sold- I'll withhold judgement until I can get my hands on them
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#106729 - 06/14/05 06:24 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Meliss, you have been living in LA too long. Of all the women who SHOULD NOT be touched by the scalpel of a surgeon, you are on the top of the list.

I love your beautiful French puffies but obvioiusly you don't feel the same way and sorry to hear that.

This is like Babe Ruth corking his bat
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#106730 - 06/14/05 09:11 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smut fiend Offline
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Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
melissa

I met you at the AEE in vegas last year before I even knew who you were-and I thought you were one of the hottest girls at the show. You look great the way you are, and while you still will be hot after the size boost, I think a natural, somewhat normally cute girl being a total freak is way hotter than a surgically altered one.
Either way, keep up the hard work!
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#106731 - 06/14/05 09:13 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

melissa

You look great the way you are, and while you still will be hot after the size boost, I think a natural, somewhat normally cute girl being a total freak is way hotter than a surgically altered one.
Either way, keep up the hard work!




well i m, just gonna stop being a total freak, then how s that?
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#106732 - 06/14/05 09:25 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Quote:

melissa

You look great the way you are, and while you still will be hot after the size boost, I think a natural, somewhat normally cute girl being a total freak is way hotter than a surgically altered one.
Either way, keep up the hard work!




well i m, just gonna stop being a total freak, then how s that?




you can't stop. it's in your soul.
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#106733 - 06/14/05 10:07 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Quote:

yep, in two weeks.




Smooth, textured, under, over?

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#106734 - 06/14/05 10:34 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
round, smooth, under, saline, through nipple.
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#106735 - 06/15/05 01:33 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
pornodux Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!


BIG TITS AINT BETTER

FAKE BOOBS


TATTOOS


FAKE BOOBS + TATTOO =

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#106736 - 06/15/05 01:40 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
shit go for double ds.theyre good to play with,titfuck, and nut on.i didnt say suck cuz u might just be tasting some dry nut.
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#106737 - 06/15/05 01:50 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Quote:

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!


BIG TITS AINT BETTER

FAKE BOOBS


TATTOOS


FAKE BOOBS + TATTOO =



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#106738 - 06/15/05 02:20 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Melissa,

Your fans will be split between bigger boobs and you staying natural.....but you have to do what makes YOU happy!

Wish you all the best and hope it all goes smoothly. Did you look into the new silicone gel with the tear drop shape? They look and taste so natural!

Grant.
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#106739 - 06/15/05 02:22 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
off to adt with ya.come one we know u look like ron jeremy.
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#106740 - 06/15/05 02:25 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Okay......so my post may have been a little TOO warm and fuzzy!

But.... ya can't blame me..... I just want to bang Melissa....(like the rest of you). Cut me some slack.
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#106741 - 06/15/05 02:29 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
lol i mighta taken u seriously but then i noticed ur sig.
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#106742 - 06/15/05 02:33 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
You should take me even more seriously for my sig! I was quoting my old nemisis, Bishop, whom I dine with on regular ocassion.

He was describing the beauty of the vagina....and very well I might add.

PS -- I just changed my sig. This one makes more sense.
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#106743 - 06/15/05 02:46 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
i think he was talking about eating his own load on film.
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#106744 - 06/15/05 03:22 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Melissa is Hardcore. I think she should start a new bondage fad. Instead of getting breast implants i think she should remove her boobs and attach dildos in those spots. That way she could literally Titty Fuck some poor bastard to death. I could see the marketing of this fad right now: she could have comic books. Movies. Music. Theyd call her the Diddie (Dildoes and Titties for you Valedictorians)
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#106745 - 06/15/05 03:37 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Quote:

Did you look into the new silicone gel with the tear drop shape? They look and taste so natural!




I assume you keep some around the house?

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#106746 - 06/15/05 03:51 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Quote:

Quote:

Did you look into the new silicone gel with the tear drop shape? They look and taste so natural!




I assume you keep some around the house?




I keep a few in the fridge for guests. And I have my pillow case full of them.


Edited by Grant_Michaels (06/15/05 04:44 PM)
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#106747 - 06/15/05 05:19 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Grant showing up out of the blue the same time garfield does. Hmmmmmmm.
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#106748 - 06/15/05 05:26 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Easy now! I speak the Queen's English ....with a Rhodesian accent ... that makes some girls ache in the right places.

Garfield....well..... he's from New Jersey.
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#106749 - 06/15/05 05:33 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
The fact that I admitted that I want to bang the living bejeebers out of Melissa PROVES I am not Garfield.

Garfield wouldn't touch Melissa ....even in her hog-tied, ball-gagged, snotty state. (But I would say....."Does it get ANY better?")
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#106750 - 06/15/05 05:42 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Why don't you post more Grant? You are pretty funny

Rhodesia
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#106751 - 06/15/05 06:16 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Quote:

Why don't you post more Grant? You are pretty funny






Cleetus,

I don't post much cuz I am very lazy. So much so ...that since discovering that her gagging snot makes for great lube I don't even ask for KY anymore on the set (which always takes them 30 minutes to find anyway!)

The problem with enjoying the snot-for-lube is that ... by THAT point in the scene you are pretty much guaranteed that ya gonna have fake eyelashes stuck all over your groin area.

I hate that. They remind me of little spiders.
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#106752 - 06/15/05 06:55 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Grant's pretty funny which is why I'm going to go ahead and ask what everyone skated around when he had his one day of fame on lukeisback: Are you over your fever Grant and if so, have your on set wood problems gone away with the fever?

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#106753 - 06/15/05 07:06 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
I think you have mistaken me for my brother, Justin, who Luke interviewed on a set. I have never risen to such heights where i warranted an interview with Luke.

Last time i took a number (to get an interview) I was # 129....and Jersey Jaxin and Eddie Charisma were WAY ahead of me in the line!
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#106754 - 06/15/05 07:11 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I think you have mistaken me for my brother, Justin, who Luke interviewed on a set. I have never risen to such heights where i warranted an interview with Luke.

Last time i took a number (to get an interview) I was # 129....and Jersey Jaxin and Eddie Charisma were WAY ahead of me in the line!




The interview was with your brother all right, but it was you who were "feverish".

I heard someone died and a few others quit, you jumped 12 spaces in the interview line.

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#106755 - 06/15/05 09:50 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I was a little worried about grant, i heard he did some solo wank shit then did 2 gay scenes in some ski themed movie, anal snow hunks or something close to that. I asked a few people who would know that shit and they said they didn't think so, unless he used a different name for it, which would make some sense, it hasn't been released yet so i can't confirm or deny it until it is.
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#106756 - 06/15/05 10:36 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Quote:

I was a little worried about grant, i heard he did some solo wank shit then did 2 gay scenes in some ski themed movie, anal snow hunks or something close to that. I asked a few people who would know that shit and they said they didn't think so, unless he used a different name for it, which would make some sense, it hasn't been released yet so i can't confirm or deny it until it is.




Monkey is like my Obi-wan Kenobi.... he wants so much for me to stay on the RIGHT path cuz he feels i may be the chosen one and he'll be heart-broken if i cross to the Dark side and do gay stuff.

The report is only half correct. I had a porn movie planned at a local ski resort and was meant to do 2 scenes with Aurora Snow. However, she passed out in a frothy mumbling slumber ...and i was dejected to having to do the 2 scenes on my OWN. In addition to having to do the scenes as solo jerk-off's...which i did masterfully naked in the snow....they edited it to make it look as if I (like a twin)was spying on MYSELF from the woods in a voyeur fashion! It probably will end up looking kinda gay, no?

The movie is to be called..."Aurora Does Too Much Snow"
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#106757 - 06/15/05 10:48 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Grant showing up out of the blue the same time garfield does. Hmmmmmmm.




I don't think the board can handle this much beefcake at one time.

This could make for an interesting comedy, though. W'e've got Grant Michaels--smooth, sophisticated, and I bet he exfoliates all of his pores.

On the other hand, there's Garfield--son of a coal miner, brought up selling pretzels at his mother's massage parlor and giving the "happy finish" to any sailors on shore leave who asked for it.

If they could actually agree on a chick to fight over, John Waters would be all over this shit.
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#106758 - 06/15/05 10:58 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
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#106759 - 06/16/05 03:14 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:



Monkey is like my Obi-wan Kenobi.... he wants so much for me to stay on the RIGHT path cuz he feels i may be the chosen one and he'll be heart-broken if i cross to the Dark side and do gay stuff.

The report is only half correct. I had a porn movie planned at a local ski resort and was meant to do 2 scenes with Aurora Snow. However, she passed out in a frothy mumbling slumber ...and i was dejected to having to do the 2 scenes on my OWN. In addition to having to do the scenes as solo jerk-off's...which i did masterfully naked in the snow....they edited it to make it look as if I (like a twin)was spying on MYSELF from the woods in a voyeur fashion! It probably will end up looking kinda gay, no?

The movie is to be called..."Aurora Does Too Much Snow"




funniet quote ever

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#106760 - 06/16/05 10:49 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:



Monkey is like my Obi-wan Kenobi.... he wants so much for me to stay on the RIGHT path cuz he feels i may be the chosen one and he'll be heart-broken if i cross to the Dark side and do gay stuff.

The report is only half correct. I had a porn movie planned at a local ski resort and was meant to do 2 scenes with Aurora Snow. However, she passed out in a frothy mumbling slumber ...and i was dejected to having to do the 2 scenes on my OWN. In addition to having to do the scenes as solo jerk-off's...which i did masterfully naked in the snow....they edited it to make it look as if I (like a twin)was spying on MYSELF from the woods in a voyeur fashion! It probably will end up looking kinda gay, no?

The movie is to be called..."Aurora Does Too Much Snow"




funniet quote ever





Oddly enough, I didn't like that particular one too much ( quack, quack)
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#106761 - 06/16/05 11:22 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smut fiend Offline
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Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
So, back to the point of this thread-Melissa, you can't stop being a freak, one's essential nature should not be denied. Anyways, I'm sure all of this unsolicited advice won't stop you from chopping into that hot body. Maybe you could combine a throat gagging ATM scene within the surgery, with the guy cornholing the attending nurse and dropping it straight in your mouth as you get your tits cut open? Just a thought.
And heal fast so we can all enjoy the new you soon!
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#106762 - 06/17/05 04:17 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Quote:

Quote:

Good- why fuck with perfect tits





cause they re small. come on, no biggie. they re gonna be perfect and big. (i m going for a D cup)




Melissa will be history. Fake boobies suck. Today she got perfect breast. When all her friends tell her to keep em natural, she should listen.

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#106763 - 06/17/05 04:41 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Melissa will be history.




Indeed. i m gonna change my stage name.
ok let s throw a contest : however finds the best new stage name for me will get a free spanking.
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#106764 - 06/17/05 04:43 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
just saw melissas scene in ff5.good shit but wouldve ben enhanced with bigger tits.i ended up watching 4 scenes.is sophia in anyway related to chloe dior?she looks like a younger chloe.someone tell jules to use chloe in a gangbang or blowbang.that is if shes not signed to baby shit or cherry cox. which i think she might be due to the abundance of box covers shes on.after the shit finishes jules needs to get ahold of her.
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#106765 - 06/17/05 04:46 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston

Quote:


Indeed. i m gonna change my stage name.
ok let s throw a contest : however finds the best new stage name for me will get a free spanking.




1.) Lauren Melissa

2.) Maluren Lissa

3.) Shaddap

4.) Gennuh Jaymasun

5.) High Preistess of Fuck

6.) Six Six Six

7.) Black Dahlia

8.) Eva Braun

....
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#106766 - 06/17/05 05:07 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Quote:


8.) Eva Braun





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#106767 - 06/17/05 05:45 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
smut fiend Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
How's about;
Frenchie-the cock chugging pull toy

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#106768 - 06/17/05 05:47 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
How about Melissa Lauren? Damn it don't change that either.
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#106769 - 06/17/05 05:59 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
you re so cute . i was just joking.
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#106770 - 06/17/05 06:59 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.

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#106771 - 06/17/05 07:06 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Grant_Michaels Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Quote:

Seems like the doctor might have you loose them for the operation anyways.




Not necessarily...if he goes through the nipple, they'll be useful! Like the old-fashioned soda can opener's!!

Lift-and-twist!!!!
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#106772 - 06/17/05 07:35 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.




i have to remove them a week prior to the surgery... but i ll get them re-pierced ASAP.
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#106773 - 06/17/05 09:53 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

you re so cute . i was just joking.






LOL, Thank You - it is hard to tell when you are joking when Hannibal is staring at me in your avatar
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#106774 - 06/18/05 12:56 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Melissa you had nice tits before, its not like your tits were crepe-like. You did have some mass. Oh well, good luck with those new ones, try and order the cancer free ones.

I dont get girls that get their tits done. When asked about why they did it, most reply they're fun to play with. If this is the rationale why not just get a dog to play with? Or better yet, start fucking with GI Joes with kung fu grips? Aww fuck it.
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#106775 - 06/18/05 02:43 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Alana did it. Damn it, I loved her old boobies. This is her first pic. First Alana and then Melissa. Fuck it!


Attachments
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#106776 - 06/18/05 01:57 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Look at those hangers


Melissa, why fuck with perfection?

As long as you keep doing anal and gaping your pink asshole, all is forgiven
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#106777 - 06/18/05 02:25 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

Quote:

Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.




i have to remove them a week prior to the surgery... but i ll get them re-pierced ASAP.




It's your body but I don't think that it looks good on large breasts. Also, what if someone smacks your breast and tears the nipple ring out?

It will look much better without the nipple piercings and I am willing to bet that you will land more jobs without them. Other girls with large breasts and nipple piercings have not lasted long in the business from what I have seen. I think for the same reason that women with too many tattoos don't last, it is just not that attractive to mainstream audiences. It's better to wait until you leave the biz for that. But don't just take my word for it, ask some of the producers what they honestly prefer.

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#106778 - 06/18/05 02:36 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

Quote:

Melissa, do you plan on keeping the nipple piercings. I don't think that they look real good on large breasts but that's only my opinion.

Seems like the doctor might have you lose them for the operation anyways.





i have to remove them a week prior to the surgery... but i ll get them re-pierced ASAP.




At least think of it from a business standpoint. I have read somewhere that you are being smart with your money. You want to have an look that sells videos and something as simple as nipple piercings could possibly ruin that. Make sure first that you will not lose too many jobs over it. I think that the breast enlargment will help your career and give you a bit of a different image. You have a beautiful face, so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery. The nipple piercings will work against you though if you get it re-done with the large breasts in my opinion and I want to see you in at least another 150 films.

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#106779 - 06/18/05 02:57 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Quote:

I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




Vivid = no taste Fuck em!

Quote:

I want to see you in at least another 150 films.




After the surgery I have bought my last Melissa dvd. There will always be new girls with natural bodies. Thank you God!

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#106780 - 06/18/05 03:18 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




i dont want to shock you, but i did work for Vivid many times already.
and they shot me with the nipple rings at least 5 times
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#106781 - 06/18/05 04:50 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

Quote:

so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




i dont want to shock you, but i did work for Vivid many times already.
and they shot me with the nipple rings at least 5 times






Melissa! You have crossed over to the good side of porn. What is next? Andrew Blake films? No don't tell me, I don't want to know.

I am not surprised that you worked for vivid, as I said, you have a terrific face. But the nipple piercings also worked for Stryc-9 who had smaller boobs. I am worried that on larger boobs, that they will look unattractive.. but you still wouldn't lose me as a fan.

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#106782 - 06/18/05 05:01 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
actually, i like the nipples rings on Janine.. it looks great. but i ll make my decision only when i see how the boobs are.
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#106783 - 06/18/05 09:48 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I love how fanboys think their preferences will influence a porn stars decision on plastic surgery. Better luck next time whore hostage negotiators. Put the consent form down and back away from the doctor. Bah.
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#106784 - 06/18/05 11:13 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

so I wouldn't be surprised if Vivid started calling you after the surgery.




i dont want to shock you, but i did work for Vivid many times already.
and they shot me with the nipple rings at least 5 times






Melissa! You have crossed over to the good side of porn. What is next? Andrew Blake films? No don't tell me, I don't want to know.

I am not surprised that you worked for vivid, as I said, you have a terrific face. But the nipple piercings also worked for Stryc-9 who had smaller boobs. I am worried that on larger boobs, that they will look unattractive.. but you still wouldn't lose me as a fan.




I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.

Melissa Lauren is shot out- she needs the new tits to keep getting shoots. If she was deported today, without the boob job, there is still two years worth of scenes in the can. That's how she rolls.

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#106785 - 06/18/05 11:25 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:


I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.




Dude, you're my new idol. Great call.
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#106786 - 06/19/05 12:58 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:


I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.

Melissa Lauren is shot out- she needs the new tits to keep getting shoots. If she was deported today, without the boob job, there is still two years worth of scenes in the can. That's how she rolls.




Excellent guess there Bornyo

But can you guess the other 26 aliases, I'll get you started
Smelly Monkey, Fake Jenna, Kami..


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#106787 - 06/20/05 02:01 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

Quote:


I didn't think it 'til this thread, but bigworm = Brandon Irons. And you still suck.




Dude, you're my new idol. Great call.




Dude, you live in a South Park fantasy world...Grow-up!

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#106788 - 06/20/05 02:14 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
New tits or not, shes still French.

(USA) (France)


But me being a heterosexual male I'd still rail her. She is the reason the term hate fuck was invented.
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#106789 - 06/20/05 05:16 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
(Chica w/nipple rings)(Mr. Toelicker)


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#106790 - 06/20/05 07:29 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

(Chica w/nipple rings)(Mr. Toelicker)





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#106791 - 06/22/05 11:12 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Quote:

New tits or not, shes still French.

(USA) (France)


But me being a heterosexual male I'd still rail her. She is the reason the term hate fuck was invented.




FranceUSA

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#106792 - 06/22/05 11:18 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...


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#106793 - 06/22/05 12:06 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
USA France

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#106794 - 06/22/05 01:51 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

USA France




You've got it wrong.

Fags named Trent ---> <--- Fags
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#106795 - 06/24/05 08:20 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Trent Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 92
Loc: CA, LA
Quote:

Quote:

USA France




You've got it wrong.

Fags named Trent ---> <--- Fags




Razor (daydreaming)

Trent

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#106796 - 06/29/05 11:21 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
stretchfan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 08/09/04
Posts: 16
hello melissa!

how was your boobjob? hope everything went well?

love, stretchfan.

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#106797 - 06/14/06 11:14 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Bump for M's new
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#106798 - 06/14/06 11:23 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Give that girl a Bedazzlerâ„¢ !

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#106799 - 06/15/06 10:09 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Melissa, I think a C-cup would look much more proportionate and attractive on your body type, and not so ridiculous that you'd feel uncomfortable walking around once you've decided to retire from porn. Plus, the bigger you go, the more difficult it is to find pretty bras that fit well, not to mention clothes.

How do you know your surgeon is skilled? Is he board-certified? I'm new to this forum but as I mentioned elsewhere I'm an ex-stripper who has seen a lot of girls get totally botched tit jobs because they didn't do any research beforehand. Just because Doc made Sally Sluttypants's rack look good doesn't mean he's qualified! Also a lot of girls don't allow enough time for recovery - you need at least a month of NO UPPER BODY EXERCISE or you'll jack them up and need them redone.

Will you go over the muscle or under? Saline, silicone gel, or cohesive gel? High profile or moderate? Will the incision be through your armpit (transax) through the nipple (periareolar) or under the breast (submammary)? There are lots of factors to consider. Here's a fucked-up statistic from the FDA: at 3 years post-op, ONE THIRD of women wo had the surgery ended up having to get them removed or replaced due to complications. That's not a small number.

I've sent you some links for research sites via PM, Melissa. Best of luck with your surgery. And by the way, you look way mega-hotter as a brunette, IMHO.

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#106800 - 06/15/06 04:48 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
The "Gummy Bear Implants" are the best implants in my opinion and the best looking as far as natural goes:
www.gummybearimplants.com

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#106801 - 06/16/06 03:04 AM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
I just love it when American's bash France. It justifies the French hating Americans.

Where would America Be if the French hadn't kept the English Navy from Evacuating Cornwallis' troops from the Yorktown Penninsula?

What Statue would adorn Liberty Island.

For two hundred years before WWII when America needed help the French were there, since WWII the Americans have laughed at and insulted France.

Oh, and France was right there were no WMD in Iraq.
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#106802 - 06/16/06 04:29 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
Quote:

I just love it when American's bash France. It justifies the French hating Americans.

Where would America Be if the French hadn't kept the English Navy from Evacuating Cornwallis' troops from the Yorktown Penninsula?

What Statue would adorn Liberty Island.

For two hundred years before WWII when America needed help the French were there, since WWII the Americans have laughed at and insulted France.

Oh, and France was right there were no WMD in Iraq.




when will the french learn?
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#106803 - 06/16/06 04:44 PM Re: I m getting boobies!!!!
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

I just love it when American's bash France. It justifies the French hating Americans.

Where would America Be if the French hadn't kept the English Navy from Evacuating Cornwallis' troops from the Yorktown Penninsula?

What Statue would adorn Liberty Island.

For two hundred years before WWII when America needed help the French were there, since WWII the Americans have laughed at and insulted France.

Oh, and France was right there were no WMD in Iraq.



Actually the French did everything they could to get out of it. It was finally the arguement of "sticking it to the Brits" that finally convinced them to show up and lend a small hand. The French weren't there for 200 years afterward to help us. Oh yeah, the Frenchies (French Intel)also stated they believed Saddam had WMD, they just didn't have the balls to do anything about it(actually he bribed them).
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