They said it would never happen! Actually, they said it should never happen. But, SkinTight Pictures has shot its 50th film, Army of Ass #9! To commemorate the occasion, SkinTight Pictures will give 50 lucky porn fans the opportunity to hobnob with the stars of Army of Ass #9 during an all expense paid weekend at the exclusive and luxurious Oceans Rehab Treatment Center in Malibu, California!

“Most fans only get to see their favorite porn stars at conventions and store signings,” explains Grip Johnson. “You have to stand in long lines and buy some shitty Jules Jordan flick for 30 bucks. It’s so impersonal. We wanted to give our fans the opportunity to hang out with porn stars in their natural habitat.”

“Of course, abortion clinics are too depressing,” adds Cram Johnson, “And, check cashing places are infested with dangerous minorities. So, rehab seemed like the ideal place to celebrate our 50th movie release.”

Sexy scratcher tickets featuring the likes of porn super vixens Victoria Sin, Keeani Lei, Annie Cruz, Celestia Star, and Steven French will be included in random dvd copies of SkinTight Pictures’ Army of Ass #9.

To win, fans simply scratch out the performer’s gaping anus and look for the word ‘SkinTight’. 50 winners will be flown out to Oceans in beautiful Malibu for a weekend of coffee, cigarettes, and group hugs with the entire cast of Army of Ass #9 … and most likely Gia Paloma.

“It seems like just last month we were doing our 49th film,” reflects Grip proudly. “Now, look at us. 50! Not bad for a couple of guys who aren’t rich or jewish.”

For a special message from SkinTight Pictures please click on http://www.skintightpictures.com/aoa9-50.wmv

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