Yeesh, the world is a VERY bad place....
Who the fuck is this guy?? Dude, you need a fuckin lap dance that bad, go to a strip club with 40 bucks and some Vicodin or percocet.
If you want a bachelor Party entertainer, even in Wisconsin there are many girls not working in the dairy industry that are hotter than Genesis and that aren't losing their teeth via "Meth Mouth" inflamed gums.
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Are you gonna eat that?