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#106550 - 04/09/06 07:44 PM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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btw, wish me luck bitches, i'm out for the next week starting tommorow pm and going to come back nice, mature, married and caring for others. well, the penultimate's true, the rest isn't.
James: I like you, but my opposition to the institution of marriage must be expressed. From Tom Leykis:
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There is no benefit for a man getting married.
Proof: Your husbandly responsibilties include but not limited to the following:
Pay for rent or mortgage(full or portion of the house will be hers in case of divorce) Pay for her credit card bills Pay for her medical bills pay for her dental bills Pay for the gas she puts in her car Pay for her car Pay for her car repairs Pay for childbirth Pay for childs clothes Pay for her groceries Pay for her shoes Pay for her clothes Pay for furniture Pay phone bill, gas bill, electric bill, water bill Pay for her traffic citations Pay for gifts she buys for her own family Pay for her school loans Pay for girlie things like new carpet, designer miniblinds, wall paper, new paint, plants, decorations etc.
A woman's wifely responsibities on the other hand require an almost infinitely less expenditure of blood and sweat - suck and fuck the husband and be nice. A man's ordeal doesn't end there, the load only gets greater. Once a husband makes more money and fulfills all of the above and thinks he can relax a bit the wife will add more load on which the husband must deliver. Examples are: moving into a larger more expensive house, buying another expensive car, having more children, shopping more frequently, picking up expensive habits (eating out, expensive vacations, visits to the salon, cosmetic surgery etc). In other words most husbands will be chained to the office until death.
It doesn't end there. Women today are vastly different from their 1950's counterparts. Most wives of 50 yrs ago expected little from a husband- just have a decent job and fuck me and most stayed in the marriage for better or worse. Today's female is a totally different breed of cat. Look at divorce rates. Now if the husband and/or wife decides to divorce the husband will PAY. After divorce court all the husband will own are his shrivelled balls and a ton of bills and bad credit while the wife will enjoy the house, cars, children, and a pound of the husbands flesh and blood every month(alimony & child support payments). Now the husband will never get laid. What woman will fuck a broken down loser with a lifetime of alimony payments. Remember, none of you guys are special and divorce can and will happen to any of us.
But that's just my view of marriage. You'll do fine and Fiji must be a welcome change from the tundra of Massachusetts. Congrats, dude!
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#106551 - 04/09/06 07:48 PM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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she's got just as much money as i do, she's as twisted and weird as i am, she's just much better looking than me. i'm not worried. if push comes to shove, i'll just bury her at sea or something.
thanks phlog! wish us luck!
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#106553 - 04/09/06 08:17 PM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Good luck Jamesn! Marriage is a fucked up thing.
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#106554 - 04/09/06 08:29 PM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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thanks pariah and chick. cm-like i'm not a fucked-up guy?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#106555 - 04/09/06 08:33 PM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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thanks pariah and chick. cm-like i'm not a fucked-up guy?
By my standards your totally normal.
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#106557 - 04/09/06 10:28 PM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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she's got just as much money as i do, she's as twisted and weird as i am, she's just much better looking than me.
see? Harvard education at work
He's got a great chance at a long happy marriage, seriously; Harvard Grads have a very low divorce rate, mainly because we never like to admit we are wrong...in fact the only people my age that I know who were married and have managed to avoid divorce are all alums....only like 4 or 5 couples, but still...
So why did this thread get selected/bumped as James' XPT bachelor Party? Seriously, how come Gia didnt pull strings and put the word out, and we dont have a couple porn chicks in here talking filthy, nasty stuff to James and his party of favorites, along with posting ridiculously debauched pictures of graphic, abominable sex acts?
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#106559 - 04/09/06 10:59 PM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Seriously, how come Gia didnt pull strings and put the word out, and we dont have a couple porn chicks in here talking filthy, nasty stuff to James and his party of favorites, along with posting ridiculously debauched pictures of graphic, abominable sex acts?
I didn't put the word out because I don't believe that the details of every private conversation I have need to be posted on the internet for all to read, BURGLAR.
HA!
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#106561 - 04/10/06 05:46 AM
Re: Da Burglar begs Jeff for modship!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Congratulations I suppose. I only have one word of advice, the same one I give to all my friends before they take the plunge:
RUN !!!
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