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btw, wish me luck bitches, i'm out for the next week starting tommorow pm and going to come back nice, mature, married and caring for others. well, the penultimate's true, the rest isn't.




James: I like you, but my opposition to the institution of marriage must be expressed. From Tom Leykis:

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There is no benefit for a man getting married.

Proof: Your husbandly responsibilties include but not limited to the following:


Pay for rent or mortgage(full or portion of the house will be hers in case of divorce)
Pay for her credit card bills
Pay for her medical bills
pay for her dental bills
Pay for the gas she puts in her car
Pay for her car
Pay for her car repairs
Pay for childbirth
Pay for childs clothes
Pay for her groceries
Pay for her shoes
Pay for her clothes
Pay for furniture
Pay phone bill, gas bill, electric bill, water bill
Pay for her traffic citations
Pay for gifts she buys for her own family
Pay for her school loans
Pay for girlie things like new carpet, designer miniblinds, wall paper, new paint, plants, decorations etc.


A woman's wifely responsibities on the other hand require an almost infinitely less expenditure of blood and sweat - suck and fuck the husband and be nice. A man's ordeal doesn't end there, the load only gets greater. Once a husband makes more money and fulfills all of the above and thinks he can relax a bit the wife will add more load on which the husband must deliver. Examples are: moving into a larger more expensive house, buying another expensive car, having more children, shopping more frequently, picking up expensive habits (eating out, expensive vacations, visits to the salon, cosmetic surgery etc). In other words most husbands will be chained to the office until death.


It doesn't end there. Women today are vastly different from their 1950's counterparts. Most wives of 50 yrs ago expected little from a husband- just have a decent job and fuck me and most stayed in the marriage for better or worse. Today's female is a totally different breed of cat. Look at divorce rates. Now if the husband and/or wife decides to divorce the husband will PAY. After divorce court all the husband will own are his shrivelled balls and a ton of bills and bad credit while the wife will enjoy the house, cars, children, and a pound of the husbands flesh and blood every month(alimony & child support payments). Now the husband will never get laid. What woman will fuck a broken down loser with a lifetime of alimony payments. Remember, none of you guys are special and divorce can and will happen to any of us.




But that's just my view of marriage. You'll do fine and Fiji must be a welcome change from the tundra of Massachusetts. Congrats, dude!