i'm not smart enough not be infallible with chunkier chicks, but smart enough to learn they call you the next day after 21 and you need friends loyal enough to stop you from ruining your life hogging when you're shitfaced and curly-fries and some bacon would be just as much fun to go home with and what you really wanted in the first place.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits