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my gimp ass has had more actual pussy from nurses during my last 5 hospital stays than Kyoto has been within 16 feet of during his entire post-adolescent life...

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That's hot. Hey hon', after dumping that bedpan, come on over and fuck this goat. And while you got your pinky in his ass you can suck my dick!!!!!!!!

I don't know. But I appreciate a happy nurse fucker.

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Nurses are the chosen people. God Bless Nurses.


Speaking of Bedpans, when I was 14 and in the hospital, there was this kid from Puerto Rico who took a dump in one of those old style bedpans (the kind that looked like an Ash Tray that had been zapped by the thing from Honey I Blew Up the Kids), and he crawled out of his bed with the full bedpan and put it in the next room over, under the bed of a 17 yr old quadriplegic paralyzed from the neck down...classic.