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ugh, get to the point a bunch of words and you say nothing.

it'd be great if you were a cripple. you trying to get on the toilet in those handicap bathrooms must be the funniest sight ever.

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I've joked with pariah about a PISSMOPS scenario involving me sitting in my wheelchair, exagerating my helplessness, and asking a "sympathetic" porn chick to help me take a piss in the handicap stall because it's too small or some excuse...imagine if we could get JENNA to agree to do this, and while she is holding my dick and aiming it into the toilet while I support myself, the dialogue / action could go something like this:

<ME - waiting to pee> "Wow Jenna that's a really nice prada bag you have there..."

<JENNA - Holding my Dick> "Yes well actually it's a gift from this ethnically confused devout fan I have... "Ky Yoda" or something...he asked that I hold it while getting fucked with a brass dildo during my next Moan Fest G/G scene with Brianna...my husband advised me to comply with Mr Yoda's request for our own safety..."

<ME - Straining to piss> "Uh huh....I see..."

<Jenna> "Yes, I had to lay off 90% of Club Jenna Security now that my career is in the last minute of the last hour of the pornstar clock we all....Oh My God are you ok?!?! You're starting to shake..."

<ME - In the Throes of a Seizure as the piss starts to flow> "Oh fuckkkk...hold it...oh no...."

(Da Burglar starts convulsing, Jenna trys to direct the urine stream but it starts flying all over the place like a lawn sprinkler...much of which lands in and on the Fanboy Prada Bag..)

<Jenna - screaming> "Help! Oh my god, my Bag! 911! Help! Police! Anybody!"