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Its fairly evident that Kyoto=Michael Jackson. The question is what does Kyoto and Skeeter Kerkove have in common. I say absolutely nothing.Skeeter molests little girls meanwhile Kyoto is stuck fingering little boys with his Kermit the frog muppets talking about how his IQ is as high as Stephen Hawkings. Stephen Hawking from his voice automated wheelchair could have spit more game to girls than Kyoto, and probably taken his pet cats while also slapping him in the face with his feeding tube.




YES! The Kermit puppet allusion was inspired. I give this one four out of five stars: except for a reference to the Hello Kitty autograph book that Jenna spit on at the AVN Expo, absolute perfection.
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