It never ceases to amaze me how pathetic white trash (or, in this case, mongrel trash) fetishizes any job that doesn't involve grease, either auto or french fry.

Most people, me included, become lawyers because we don't want a "hard job" like being a doctor. Think of it: day after day, patient after patient like Kyoto wandering into your office with more outlandish stories of how their "roommate's" GI Joe doll became wedged six inches up their ass. "Really, what are the odds... that'd I'd sit there... while he was there... standing up..." That's fucking work!

And as far as pushing Da Burglar down a flight of stairs... who are you kidding? The only thing you've pushed lately is a mop.