Well, I gotta run, so here's the rest of it. It would have been beautiful to parcel it out but I trust you'll spam the shit out of the forum while I'm gone with a Smarttesque picture, mkay? Don't let me down.
[Tip of the hat to Random for digging these out.]
ADT post: Quote:
"devinn, did it hurt getting your clit pierced?"
"WOW, Lex flaked on devinn? I'm shocked. I signed up to devinn's site and have been watching her clips. She's one of hottest performers I've ever seen . I wonder what Lex will say about this?"
"hotter than your Lovestruck scene with Dale Dabone? that scene is insane! especially when you're on top fucking the shit out of Dale's cock OMG
OMG! OMG! If the words "Dale's cock OMG" ever come out of my mouth, permission to flail my knuckles in a carborator is granted.
ADT Post #2:
Quote:
"devinn and Mason being naughty together?! oh la la I may need to videotape that...for the good of the nation of course"
Oh la la, Kyoto!
ADT Post #3:
Quote:
"yeah, I saw devinn on Tuesday. Her hair was in pigtails and she wore school girls's outfit. she was nice. I might go again tonight."
"just got back from seeing devinn dance. she was amazing! she wore roller skates and moved really good. thank you devinn for everything"
How far did this approach get you, Kyoto, and why did you change? I mean, hey, bono-one may have bukkake'd pornstar lips to kiss but at least they're pornstar lips. Kyoto has the angry pencil, the sticky keys and the skittish twitching of his right-wrist from hours of self-abuse causing nerve damage.
Now I have to get back to my reading of law books to continue to impress the plebs. Like all of 'em know, only the big headed people wind up lawyerin'.
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