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I's hard to believe we've waited all this time for your return and when you do... you go after the crippled guy. I didn't want to believe it but now I see everything the Monkey said about you is true.

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I's hard to believe we've waited all this time for your return and when you do... you go after the crippled guy. I didn't want to believe it but now I see everything the Monkey said about you is true.

Another one bites the dust.

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I was at the 2004 AEE and met a lot of the girls. I had a decent time but I got the feeling that many of the girls didn't want to be there. I could understand if it was the last day of the expo and they were tired but I got major attitude from girls just 20 minutes into the first day.
I politely asked a star from one of the major companies for a photo and she sighed loudly and muttered "whatever" in a snobby manner. I encountered situations like this at least 10 times.
Of course I had really positive experiences from girls who were genuinely happy to meet the fans.
I would like to hear comments from the talent who post here. What are your feelings towards signings and meeting fans?

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yeah, everyone has really cool avatars. Cleetus has Vlad, Toelicker has Teagen and Selena, and Bukkake Summit has an Asian slut gulping jizz. Who is that Asian slut, btw? She's hot

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"devinn, did it hurt getting your clit pierced?"
"WOW, Lex flaked on devinn? I'm shocked. I signed up to devinn's site and have been watching her clips. She's one of hottest performers I've ever seen . I wonder what Lex will say about this?"
"hotter than your Lovestruck scene with Dale Dabone? that scene is insane! especially when you're on top fucking the shit out of Dale's cock OMG

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"devinn and Mason being naughty together?! oh la la I may need to videotape that...for the good of the nation of course"

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"yeah, I saw devinn on Tuesday. Her hair was in pigtails and she wore school girls's outfit. she was nice. I might go again tonight."
"just got back from seeing devinn dance. she was amazing! she wore roller skates and moved really good. thank you devinn for everything"

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How far did this approach get you, Kyoto, and why did you change? I mean, hey, bono-one may have bukkake'd pornstar lips to kiss but at least they're pornstar lips. Kyoto has the angry pencil, the sticky keys and the skittish twitching of his right-wrist from hours of self-abuse causing nerve damage.

Now I have to get back to my reading of law books to continue to impress the plebs. Like all of 'em know, only the big headed people wind up lawyerin'.

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Did i miss something but is the reason Kyoto is fixated on cats because thats the only kind of pussy that doesnt reject him?

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oh, people haven't used that joke before
coochie monster must be Chris Rock.

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it'd be great if you were a cripple. you trying to get on the toilet in those handicap bathrooms must be the funniest sight ever.

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it'd be great if you were a cripple. you trying to get on the toilet in those handicap bathrooms must be the funniest sight ever.

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Even if it's forced and fake...he's back

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he did exactly what I predicted and now the faggot ran away. had to go call a 'client'

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he did exactly what I predicted and now the faggot ran away. had to go call a 'client'

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Its fairly evident that Kyoto=Michael Jackson. The question is what does Kyoto and Skeeter Kerkove have in common. I say absolutely nothing.Skeeter molests little girls meanwhile Kyoto is stuck fingering little boys with his Kermit the frog muppets talking about how his IQ is as high as Stephen Hawkings. Stephen Hawking from his voice automated wheelchair could have spit more game to girls than Kyoto, and probably taken his pet cats while also slapping him in the face with his feeding tube.

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ugh, get to the point a bunch of words and you say nothing.

it'd be great if you were a cripple. you trying to get on the toilet in those handicap bathrooms must be the funniest sight ever.

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<ME - waiting to pee> "Wow Jenna that's a really nice prada bag you have there..."

<JENNA - Holding my Dick> "Yes well actually it's a gift from this ethnically confused devout fan I have... "Ky Yoda" or something...he asked that I hold it while getting fucked with a brass dildo during my next Moan Fest G/G scene with Brianna...my husband advised me to comply with Mr Yoda's request for our own safety..."

<ME - Straining to piss> "Uh huh....I see..."

<Jenna> "Yes, I had to lay off 90% of Club Jenna Security now that my career is in the last minute of the last hour of the pornstar clock we all....Oh My God are you ok?!?! You're starting to shake..."

<ME - In the Throes of a Seizure as the piss starts to flow> "Oh fuckkkk...hold it...oh no...."

(Da Burglar starts convulsing, Jenna trys to direct the urine stream but it starts flying all over the place like a lawn sprinkler...much of which lands in and on the Fanboy Prada Bag..)

<Jenna - screaming> "Help! Oh my god, my Bag! 911! Help! Police! Anybody!"

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I liken Kyoto to the bacteria that live in our aliementary canal. They are still bacteria, and under normal conditions, the help or harm they do depends on the surrounding conditions.

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I liken Kyoto to the bacteria that live in our aliementary canal. They are still bacteria, and under normal conditions, the help or harm they do depends on the surrounding conditions.

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I hope the CatBoy offs your sorry, drunken gimp ass

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Its fairly evident that Kyoto=Michael Jackson.

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my gimp ass has had more actual pussy from nurses during my last 5 hospital stays than Kyoto has been within 16 feet of during his entire post-adolescent life...

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That's hot. Hey hon', after dumping that bedpan, come on over and fuck this goat. And while you got your pinky in his ass you can suck my dick!!!!!!!!

I don't know. But I appreciate a happy nurse fucker.

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my gimp ass has had more actual pussy from nurses during my last 5 hospital stays than Kyoto has been within 16 feet of during his entire post-adolescent life...

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That's hot. Hey hon', after dumping that bedpan, come on over and fuck this goat. And while you got your pinky in his ass you can suck my dick!!!!!!!!

I don't know. But I appreciate a happy nurse fucker.

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Nurses are the chosen people. God Bless Nurses.


Speaking of Bedpans, when I was 14 and in the hospital, there was this kid from Puerto Rico who took a dump in one of those old style bedpans (the kind that looked like an Ash Tray that had been zapped by the thing from Honey I Blew Up the Kids), and he crawled out of his bed with the full bedpan and put it in the next room over, under the bed of a 17 yr old quadriplegic paralyzed from the neck down...classic.

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my gimp ass has had more actual pussy from nurses during my last 5 hospital stays than Kyoto has been within 16 feet of during his entire post-adolescent life...

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That's hot. Hey hon', after dumping that bedpan, come on over and fuck this goat. And while you got your pinky in his ass you can suck my dick!!!!!!!!

I don't know. But I appreciate a happy nurse fucker.

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Nurses are the chosen people. God Bless Nurses.


Speaking of Bedpans, when I was 14 and in the hospital, there was this kid from Puerto Rico who took a dump in one of those old style bedpans (the kind that looked like an Ash Tray that had been zapped by the thing from Honey I Blew Up the Kids), and he crawled out of his bed with the full bedpan and put it in the next room over, under the bed of a 17 yr old quadriplegic paralyzed from the neck down...classic.

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btw, wish me luck bitches, i'm out for the next week starting tommorow pm and going to come back nice, mature, married and caring for others.

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I've seen pics of jamesn's real girl and she's gorgeous!

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Guys who make 6 figures dont bang fat chicks.
(unless your drunk and noone will find out)

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i miss kyoto.

btw, wish me luck bitches, i'm out for the next week starting tommorow pm and going to come back nice, mature, married and caring for others. well, the penultimate's true, the rest isn't.

anyone who wants to come to fiji on short notice is welcome to join us, not sure if they have pancakes there.

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btw, wish me luck bitches, i'm out for the next week starting tommorow pm and going to come back nice, mature, married and caring for others. well, the penultimate's true, the rest isn't.

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There is no benefit for a man getting married.

Proof: Your husbandly responsibilties include but not limited to the following:


Pay for rent or mortgage(full or portion of the house will be hers in case of divorce)
Pay for her credit card bills
Pay for her medical bills
pay for her dental bills
Pay for the gas she puts in her car
Pay for her car
Pay for her car repairs
Pay for childbirth
Pay for childs clothes
Pay for her groceries
Pay for her shoes
Pay for her clothes
Pay for furniture
Pay phone bill, gas bill, electric bill, water bill
Pay for her traffic citations
Pay for gifts she buys for her own family
Pay for her school loans
Pay for girlie things like new carpet, designer miniblinds, wall paper, new paint, plants, decorations etc.


A woman's wifely responsibities on the other hand require an almost infinitely less expenditure of blood and sweat - suck and fuck the husband and be nice. A man's ordeal doesn't end there, the load only gets greater. Once a husband makes more money and fulfills all of the above and thinks he can relax a bit the wife will add more load on which the husband must deliver. Examples are: moving into a larger more expensive house, buying another expensive car, having more children, shopping more frequently, picking up expensive habits (eating out, expensive vacations, visits to the salon, cosmetic surgery etc). In other words most husbands will be chained to the office until death.


It doesn't end there. Women today are vastly different from their 1950's counterparts. Most wives of 50 yrs ago expected little from a husband- just have a decent job and fuck me and most stayed in the marriage for better or worse. Today's female is a totally different breed of cat. Look at divorce rates. Now if the husband and/or wife decides to divorce the husband will PAY. After divorce court all the husband will own are his shrivelled balls and a ton of bills and bad credit while the wife will enjoy the house, cars, children, and a pound of the husbands flesh and blood every month(alimony & child support payments). Now the husband will never get laid. What woman will fuck a broken down loser with a lifetime of alimony payments. Remember, none of you guys are special and divorce can and will happen to any of us.

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thanks pariah and chick. cm-like i'm not a fucked-up guy?

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she's got just as much money as i do, she's as twisted and weird as i am, she's just much better looking than me.

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she's got just as much money as i do, she's as twisted and weird as i am, she's just much better looking than me.

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Seriously, how come Gia didnt pull strings and put the word out, and we dont have a couple porn chicks in here talking filthy, nasty stuff to James and his party of favorites, along with posting ridiculously debauched pictures of graphic, abominable sex acts?

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Seriously, how come Gia didnt pull strings and put the word out, and we dont have a couple porn chicks in here talking filthy, nasty stuff to James and his party of favorites, along with posting ridiculously debauched pictures of graphic, abominable sex acts?

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I didn't put the word out because I don't believe that the details of every private conversation I have need to be posted on the internet for all to read, BURGLAR.

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Seriously, how come Gia didnt pull strings and put the word out, and we dont have a couple porn chicks in here talking filthy, nasty stuff to James and his party of favorites, along with posting ridiculously debauched pictures of graphic, abominable sex acts?

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I didn't put the word out because I don't believe that the details of every private conversation I have need to be posted on the internet for all to read, BURGLAR.

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