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We end at 11:50, and my client asks me if I knew about this "I impregnated my daughter" thing. I ask him if he knew. "I had my suspicions" he said... and begins to cry. I know better not to ask the question that I want to ask. I realize at this moment that I'm defending a babyrapist with tears in his eyes. And I realize, my God, this is as good as it's going to get, and it's never going to get any better than this.


Ask him if he's saving his best surprise for last!

Does the perp have a twin brother? Any brothers, or sons? Who knows who the whore has seduced! Any paternity test clearly has to be good enough to rule out the other close relatives she had a chance to screw...

I wonder if he's going to able to pay your bill?
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock